SORRY KUNG MEDYO MAHABA ITO…HALU-HALUNG JOKES ITO…NAPAKASAYANG BASHAIN.PLEASE FINISH UNTIL THE END…THANK YOU…
..Tatay: May pasalubong akong 10 feet snake sa ’yo galing sa Australia.
Anak: Si Tatay naman niloloko ako eh. Wala namang hong feet ang snake eh.
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What’s In A Name….
A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she’s no longer pregnant, and she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma’am you’ve had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my idiot brother!" She asks him, "Well what’s the girl’s name?" "Denise." he replies. "Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it!" What’s the boy’s name?" "Denephew!"
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Anak : Tays! kakains nas tayos!
Tatay : Hoy! Tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng ’S’ sa mga sinasabi mo ha!Ano ba ang ulam?
Anak : BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may IBUYA !
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4. A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink.
When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words ’liver’ and ’cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight." So the White guy says "I love liver and cheese." She says "That’s not good enough." The Black man says "I hate liver and cheese" She says, "That’s not creative." Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
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What do you think ?
August 15, 2006
LAHAT LAHAT
SORRY KUNG MEDYO MAHABA ITO…HALU-HALUNG JOKES ITO…NAPAKASAYANG BASHAIN.PLEASE FINISH UNTIL THE END…THANK YOU…
..Tatay: May pasalubong akong 10 feet snake sa ’yo galing sa Australia.
Anak: Si Tatay naman niloloko ako eh. Wala namang hong feet ang snake eh.
______________________________________________________
What’s In A Name….
A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she’s no longer pregnant, and she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma’am you’ve had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my idiot brother!" She asks him, "Well what’s the girl’s name?" "Denise." he replies. "Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it!" What’s the boy’s name?" "Denephew!"
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Anak : Tays! kakains nas tayos!
Tatay : Hoy! Tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng ’S’ sa mga sinasabi mo ha!Ano ba ang ulam?
Anak : BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may IBUYA !
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4. A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink.
When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words ’liver’ and ’cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight." So the White guy says "I love liver and cheese." She says "That’s not good enough." The Black man says "I hate liver and cheese" She says, "That’s not creative." Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
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What do you think ?
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