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Animals
Love!
Love? parang basketball. Sa simula may warm-up. Pag nasaktan, may foul. Free throw para second chance. Time out pag pagod na. Pero ang pinakamasakit yu’ng gameover, tapos na nga, talo pa. add me on my fb account aaronguavez@yahoo.com.ph Related history of santol The goat ang kabayo
[DA] Gangrape team
Pilar Thanatos Pilapil-Founder,Rape Starter Rape Finisher Yel Xd- Master Green Minded,Leader Enma Kozato- ZZZ Paolo De Mesa-MILF HUNTER Dennis Xd-Gore Master Astro-silent killer Tn-Ear Fucker/kras si astro Levi-PEDOBEAR CBOLD-Propheta ng kalibugan Garu-Mouthpiece Rapist bugs-pinagjajakulan si kikoy every minute Diego – Kasabwat ni bugs Macum-YUL SERVO/RAMBO GRO – gang rape officer PRESS – rochelle ann san […]
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isang kalbo at isang kalbo at meh isa pang kalbo at isa ulit kalbo na isang kalbo. na isang kalbo tapos pumunta pa ung kalbo.. add me on fb kesporlas@yc Related Open Minded inda Guess it
baka
julian:lorenzo may tanong ako sayo. lorenzo:ano? julian:anong tawag sa hayop na hindi sure? lorenzo:ano? julian:bakit maron bang hayop na pangngalan ano?!julian:baka kaya ? Related Answer to Mind Twister Pandak the puppet show(the animal farm) It fell off a………………
math
Titser:Pedro,gusto ko pag tinatanong kita sasagot ka ng mablis ha! Pedro: Opo mam Titser:Ok,Pedro, 1+1? Pedro: Mabilis! Related Ang Tsaa Talong na Animal Mali Kwento Ng Kuto
onggoy kalahi ko!!!??
NEGRO: oh i like here in the philippines !!!!! TOUR GUIDE: WHY DOES SIR? NEGRO: BECAUSE I LIKE IT!!!!! TOUR GUIDE: OH SIR LOOK! A MONKEY NEGRO: OH……. THATS MY BROTHER >>>””>.,?,'[/; (SUPER DUPER SA CORNY) Related Ang kabw ug ang Amigas BS MATH ang nag iisa Tatlong Daga
AnInIpOT!!!!
ANAK: Tay ang daming lamok hindi ako maka pag concentrate!!!! TATAY: ehhh…. eoff mo yong ilaw para hindi sila maka kita!!!! (nang eh…. off ang ilaw, may pumasok na aninipot) ANAK: Tay bumalik sila nag dala ng flashlight””””” Related The Three Brothers hayop nagtsitsismisan Laro kuko paa tanga ebak monkey jokes
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tae mo Related the penguin pag sama mo u monkey.,.
in the farm
there was a chicken that was so maniac all the animals in the farm was so angry with the chicken. one day, they saw the chicken seems cold lying in the ground the cow said: hope you will die there then the chicken reply: wait there! once i will finish raping this worm you will […]
ang Yelo =P!
(nagtitinda ng Yelo) bata; pabili po! tindera; ano yon? bata;tang-ina mo! bugok! gago! yelo lang yung tinitinda m0! bat ka pa nagtatanong kung ano? fuck you! Related ang matalinong bata!Maganda to its submitted by je… THIS IS NOT A JOKE Kalabaw naa pay bag-ang oy.
an0ng oras nah?
gabing gabi nah.. nanay:anak,ba’t ngaun ka lng?anung oras nah? anak:ang tanga mu nman nay!ayun ung cl0ck..!a hinintay mu pah aku para tanungin kung anung oras nah.. Related Love! LIZARD jR the monkey Name That Virus
tae.. :D
b0y:tae ka bah? girl:bk8? b0y:d kta kc mapaglaruan.. girl:grrrrrrr… >.< Related ang matalinong bata!Maganda to its submitted by je... manok na gusto ay sex Petshop Kalabaw
knock knock (sorry po medyo mahaba)
knock knock who’s there beer,sting, red horse,cobra energy, San mig light. what ever who ehm ehem i wanna be a beerionaire so freaking bad buying all the sting i never had i wanna be a cover of red horse magazine smiling next to cobra energy oh every time i close my eyes what u see […]
kagaguhan
Girl: alam m para kng bisyo. Boy:(kilig) dhl nd m aq maiwasan? Girl: nd n0h.! Dhl cnisira m buhay q.!! ===== Bkit d mu subukang ipa-bloOd test ako Ng mlaman mOng.. ikw ang Type kO..hahaha ======= TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin […]