Under da Sea
What do you call the underwater animals that have big bodies? answer:MUSSELS haha Related lalaking umiihi band elepante horrorscope
What do you call the underwater animals that have big bodies? answer:MUSSELS haha Related lalaking umiihi band elepante horrorscope
there was a group inschool about arts… it was about a puppet show…. martin,emilly,jhon,mika,sheryl and alvin choose the characters as animals. martin was a pig,jhon was a horse,alvin was a goat,emilly was a rabbit,mika was a puddle and sheryl was a bird…. they said: martin:hi friends wanna play pirates? mika:no. because fighting a pig is […]
diba sabi ng iba wag daw isuot ang trahe de boda dahil hindi raw matutuloy ang kasal…………. try ko kaya isuot ang uniform para hindi matuloy ang klase add mio naman ako sa fb guerra_chamela89@yahoo.com Related kids Erap in a ship nahimatay Ahas
Nagkaroon ng paligsahan dapat mapaiyak nila ang baka (una si AMERIKANO) AMERIKANO: nilagyan niya ng 10 sili ang mata ng baka di parin umiyak HAPON: nilagyan ng 50 na sili ang mata ng baka di parin umiyak (Ayan na ang Plipino) PILIPINO: binulungan nya yung baka, sabi nya, “Baka umiyak kana namatay yung daddy mo” […]
hi junie! hi robin! robin:can you answer my questions? junie: uh… of corse! robin: what do you call the bittle sitting on a table? junie: oh.. i know! i dont know.. robin: you dont know.. it’s easy the answer is – bittlingtable junie: sorry! I… ah… robin: can we continue? junie:no! OK…. robin: what animal […]
boy: MANGGA k b ?? girl: nd, bkit ?? boy: muka k kcng KALABAW .. haha tesuB .. Related Black and white memorial plan ang nag iisa butterfly daw!!! ^^
boy: malamig cguro labi mo noh ?? girl:( speech less ) kinilig !!! boy:nag yeyelo kc ngipen mu.. haha XD BaSag .. Related Amphibian Mag JOWA nag break 😀 secret pres
Juan: Knock! Knock! Jose: Who’s there? Juan: GALUNGGONG, VASE at HIGAD SA FLOWER VASE! Jose: Galunggong, Vase at Higad sa flower vase Who? Juan: Boy you got my heart beat runnin away, beatin like a drum and it’s comin your way, Can’t you hear that boom GALUNGGONG boom GALUNGGONG VASE, HIGAD SA FLOWER VASE! xDD […]
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Ang LALAKING matagal sa C.R . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ay NAGLALARO na ng ANGRY BIRDS . Related David Attenborough is away from the animals … kyubii ashiya.. ikong ang jhonspoe CR
isang araw suMALI si inday sa pagent judge: inday ano ang gusto mong hilingin kung meron kang 3 wishes?? inday: ang una kong hiling ay yumaman ako pangalawa kong hiling magkaron ako ng boyfriend pangatlo uhmm….. judge:bakit hindi mo na lang ibigay ang pangatlo mong wish para sa pilipinas inday: no it’s only for my […]
ISANG ARAW SA DAAN girl: boy patayin mo nga kamera mo boy: ha? wala naman akong kamera bkit? girl: flash ka kasi ng flash nasisilaw ako patay hahahaha Related Ano ka ba? CELLPHONE # tandang
tonyo:pare anong tawag sa opisina ng mga isda preda:di ko alam eh tonyo:eh di offish Related global warming Mag ama ni jayvee Erectile disfunction lo
visayang tao:hulaan mo kung ano ang alaga ko!nag sisimula to sa liter I arnesto:isda? visayang tao:dili man arnesto:ibon? visayang tao:malapit na! arnesto:eh! ano? visayang tao:igol…. Related Tatlong Daga bobo isda patay
YIPEE !!!!!
Ariel: Knock Knock Mark: Who’s There? Ariel: Yipee!! Mark: Yipee who? Ariel: Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to You Mark: Asan Yung Yipee? Ariel: YIPEE!!!!! Related ang lasing aadfwergh Ano inda