November 13, 2007

inday sa Deal or No Deal

Nang sumali si INDAY sa deal or no
deal..

Kris: Magandang gabi mga kapamilya, sa
gameshow na ito importante ang
sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang Deal or
no Deal! Ang ating player
ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang
fastest-risin g household
service s manager na si Inday!

[ument ra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang
mga tao]

Kris: Ok Inday, choose a briefcase.

In day: Kris, I would opt for case #4
please.

Kris: Briefcase # 4. Si Sharmel.
Inday, matanong ko lang, how did
you come up with the number 4?

Inday: Oh, do you really want to know
Kris?

Kris: Oo naman. I’m sure kaya ko naman
maintindiha n yung sasabihin mo
eh.

Ind ay: The number 4 was acquired based
on a probability distribution
func tion that involves integrating up
to an area greater than or
equal to that random number which
should
b e generated between 0 and 1
for proper distributions.
Kr is: Syet. tanong tanong pa kasi eh.

Kris: Ok Inday, choose 6 briefcases to
open.

I nday: I would opt for 7, 24, 12, 2,
15
and 20.

Kris: Wait lang Inday, usually isa isa
lang ang pagbubukas natin ng
case.

I nday: Why is that? As if I can change
the outcome if we’re to open a
case each time I blurt out a number as
opposed to opening each case
immediately one after the other right?

Kris: Hayyy. Babaguhin pa talaga
mechanics (bulong sa sarili).

Kris : Anwyay, di bale na lang nga.
Tuloy tayo! Number 7. Natalie
buksan na!!

[Yung audience sumisigaw ng LOWER!!
LOWER!!!]

Kris: Teka lang, bago natin buksan.
Inday, usually ang mga
contestants naten ay sumisigaw ng
"LOWER" every time magbubukas ng
case.

I nday: Kris, I guess that’s not the
way
I was taught in grade school.
You see, I was taught that we should
only use the comparative form of
the word or add "ER" to the adjective
if
w e are comparing two things.
And since it is only the first
briefcasethat we are going to open,
we have nothing to compare it to. Am I
right?

[ natahimik ang audience at napaisip]

Kri s: Oo nga ’no!

Kris: Sige Natalie, Buksan mo na.

[Ang laman ng briefcase 7 ay Piso.
Palakpakan ang mga tao]

Kris: Good start! Ano yung next case mo
ulit?

I nday: Case number 24 please.

Kris: Chloe, buksan na!

[Audience sumisigaw ulit ng LOWER!!
LOWER!!]& lt;BR>
Kris : Wait lang guys, Inday may
nabuksan nang case baket di ka pa rin
sumisigaw ng "LOWER"?

Inda y: Oh my goodness Kris, how long
have you been doing this? Have
you ever encountered a value that is
lower than a peso in this game?
Tell me, is there any value left lower
than the one we just opened?
Sheesh.[Napaisip ulit ang audience at
natahimik]

Kris: Aarrgghh!!!! Chloe buksan na lang
nga, pati na rin yung 12, 2,
15 and 20 buksan na rin para matapos
na!
[n aiirita na]

[At sunod sunod na ngang nabukas ang
mga
case ni Inday]

[nag-r ing ang phone]

Inday: Ahh Kris, to save more time can
you tell Banker that I’m not
interested in his first offer. In the
history of this game of chance,
I have yet to see someone accept a
first
offer from the banker. It’s
quite pathetic and pretentious for
contestants to pause and look
around the audience as if asking for
advice before ultimately
reject ing the first offer. I mean come
on, isn’t that a waste of
airtime?
Ba nker: Potahhh!!! [narinig sa set
kahit
sara do ang kwarto ni banker]

– Ito ang unang pagkakataon na marinig
ng mga audience ang boses ni
banker sa Deal or no Deal.-