Dracula gets washed
The massacre was a bloodbath . I thought that Dracula washed himself …….in a bloodbath . Related No Title The parents of W.C.Fields . Let’s worship Tom Cruise . rgergerger
The massacre was a bloodbath . I thought that Dracula washed himself …….in a bloodbath . Related No Title The parents of W.C.Fields . Let’s worship Tom Cruise . rgergerger
As far as sex crimes go , in the real world only three percent of women who are raped and only three percent of children who are molested , have it done to them by strangers…………………..In the Hollywood movies all the sex offenders are awfull looking strangers …………….Booray for Hollywood . Related Censors at work […]
In the movie entitled " Chitty Chitty Bang Bang " the car named Chitty for short can move on water , fly and hover like a helicopter . As in most movies Chitty is missing ………………windsheild wipers . Related jokesJOKESjokes Fred and Ginger at school John Wayne meets Batman aiza
We all have heard these words from Willoam shakespeares’ Play entitled Romeo and Juliet ………….Juliet says from the balcony " Romeo oh Romeo , where for art thou Romeo ? " . This is the updated version " Romeo oh Romeo , come up and see me sometime ! "……………and Romeo says " Juliet oh […]
When a comediane is effective at making people laugh , it is because of a good punch line . After a realy good performance the comediane says " I’m as pleased as………punch line " . Related aiza ang ganda ganda mo day! Frank Sinatra song . Erap’s second chance in life
Alec Guinnes was the old man who played Obi One Kanobi , he had a voice that could only come from a man with Golden tonsils ……………..his tonsils are worth $675 per ounce . Related kalesa mkxzqn xdowjm thanks! New sitcom
Jennifer Lopez marries a bum , the groom who is a bum says " Jennifer Lopez’ two buttocks are a bum that’s enjoyable to look at . Related RITA GOMEZ AS A JUDGE IN A BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT sharon cubeta Money for Jaws ANG BOBONG NANAY
During the 1960s the Pop group named Peter , Paul and Mary wrote and played a song entitled " Leaving on a jet ’plane " or should this song be called Boeing , Boeing , Boeing ……gone . Related binoculars….hihihihi mkxzqn xdowjm Ang tUne.. Erap’s second chance in life
The 1960s Pop music group Peter , Paul and Mary wrote and played a song entitled " Leaving on a jet ’plane " , or should that song be called " Boeing , Boeing , Boeing…….gone " . Related KAISA- ISANG HILING Batty Vampire Mommy Gorilla War
The following movie is not to be viewed by viewers aged under eighteen ……………Violins…………..Six scenes and new Datsuns . Related jokesJOKESjokes rgergerger circus challenges Mar Roxas
There is a book and TV series entitled " Swiss Family Robinson "……………they’re not in Switzerland , they’re in the South Pacific Islands . Related bad cartoon characters Angie Dickinson Sahugan mo ng…. Made by Sharp
In the Western movies the bad guys always wear black . If they wear white the heat from the hot desert sun is reflected . Related binoculars….hihihihi KAISA- ISANG HILING coreg pano namatay si wolverine?
In the movie entitled " The Day the Earth stood still " , a flying saucer lands in the lawns of The White House . And grom out of this flying saucer comes an inteligent human being from Outer Space , and what he said is this …………………er…..I don’t remember but what he said was […]
During the 19th Century while the United States was on its’ Westward expansion , a proverb was made : " Go West young man , go West " . And the young man says " I would rather Mae West Father , I would rather Mae West Father , because Mae West makes me laugh […]
Comedy show advirtisement
There was a Comedy show advirtised on TV , this advirtisement lasted thirty seconds ……….How the Hell can you laugh all the way through the sixty minute show , when you can’t even laugh at the thirty second advirtisement . Related Grim Prix singer mkxzqn xdowjm coreg