saging
Si Ruben he was found guilty!!!
Judge: ano gusto mong parusa? Silya Elektrika o papasukan ng saging sa puwet.
Ruben: siyempre papasukan ng saging sa puwet, ayoko pa namang mamatay eh!
Araw na
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daniel
?"PUSO"Ko Ang Pinaka-Kinaiinisan Ko Sa Lahat...
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Alam Mo Kung Bakit ??.
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Kase sakin To !
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Pero Tumitibok Para SAYO !
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ang juice at saging
nanay:gusto mo ng juice
pedro:oo pa POOR nga po
nanay:o eto na yung juice mo na POOR ko na
lahat ng prutas walang puso ang saging lang may puso
gusto mo
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alimango at pabango
alimango at pabango
popoy:ali mango
ale:walang alimango dto
popoy:a un o...
ale: hindi yan alimango pabang0 yan
popoy:oo nga alimango yan..
BULOL PALA SI POPOY
NAGAGAWAN SILA
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DORA!!!
Kung gusto mo ng girlfriend na pwede sumama kahit saan mo dalhin at pwede gumala maya't maya..
Bat di mo niligawan si DORA?!
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interviewer
A man went to face an interviewer. Board of Directors asked him, “Tell the difference between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”.
The man replied, I am clarifying with the example, “When u marry a right
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sandali lang
boyfriend at si girlfriend
sa telepono
girlfriend: hoy boyfriend nasaan kana kala ku ba may date tayo
boyfriend: oo wag ka magulo nagdodota pa aku
girlfriend: nagdodota ka nanaman sino bang mahal
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skul bukol
1 day sa bahay
neneng:nanay!!nanay!!pinatambling ako sa iskul!!!
(laking gulat)
nanay:huh?gaga,edi nkita nila panti mo!!
neneng:hahahaha!!!naisahan kita dun!!tinanggal ko kaya yung panti ko at
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Bill Gates is naked .
Where was Bill Gates caught with his pants down ?........ In a Nerdist colony .
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Customs demand your portable computer .
At major airports around the World , customs demand your portable computer . Customs people say that they are looking for pornographic images , what they realy want to
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Steppenwolf song .
In the year 1968 Steppenwolf wrote a song about internet surfing entitled " Born To Be Wired "................Here are some of the songs’ words : Get
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Crash repairs .
The man who is a panel beater is married to a woman who repairs computers , both he and she make their living from ........crashes .
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Bill Gates makes a sandwich .
Bill Gates goes into his kitchen to make a sandwich . What did Bill Gates put into that sandwich ? SPAM......SPAM.....SPAM......SPAM..
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Saging Justice
Si Ruben he was found guilty!!!
Judge: ano gusto mong parusa? Silya Elektrika o papasukan ng saging sa puwet.
Ruben: siyempre papasukan ng saging sa puwet, ayoko pa namang mamatay eh!
Araw na
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