A drunk guy entered a bar and sat beside another guy who was drinking his sixth mug of beer.
Guy1: My name’s John Clark.
Guy2: What a coincidence! My last name’s Clark, too!
Guy1: Really now? Well, I graduated from MIT year 2005.
Guy2: This must be a coincidence. I graduated from MIT, too! Year 2005!
Guy1: Wow! The Lord must want us to meet.
Guy2: Don’t tell me you live in Louisiana, Baton Rouge too!
Guy1: Jumping Jupiters! Yes, I do! Wow.
Guy2: Let’s be friends, man! This is one in a million!
Nearby, a regular customer at the club was listening. He turned to his friend and said, "Well, the Clark Twins are drunk again!"
What do you think ?
January 21, 2010
Very Drunk
A drunk guy entered a bar and sat beside another guy who was drinking his sixth mug of beer.
Guy1: My name’s John Clark.
Guy2: What a coincidence! My last name’s Clark, too!
Guy1: Really now? Well, I graduated from MIT year 2005.
Guy2: This must be a coincidence. I graduated from MIT, too! Year 2005!
Guy1: Wow! The Lord must want us to meet.
Guy2: Don’t tell me you live in Louisiana, Baton Rouge too!
Guy1: Jumping Jupiters! Yes, I do! Wow.
Guy2: Let’s be friends, man! This is one in a million!
Nearby, a regular customer at the club was listening. He turned to his friend and said, "Well, the Clark Twins are drunk again!"
What do you think ?
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