baket kaya????
baket kulay white ang spaghetti????
pag nasagot ninyo bigyan ko kayo isang million!!!!
:)
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camote,fruit or veggy?
gurl:fruitbaangcamote?boy:siyemprekasikungkumainkangkamoteangtunogngototmoFRUUUUTTTR!
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.,.if your not green minded.,.
boy:tikman mo ito masarap ito
girl:ayoko..
boy:bilis na....
girl:ayoko nga..
boy:bilis na
girl:ayoko may kulay puti
boy:ano naman!!?
ayoko may buhok..
The Answer Is....
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anything.
enting:letsi!kainit sad aning kape.
tindera:what is your order sir?
amercano:anything.
enting:init mo lang sir,napaso man gani akong dila.
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Peanuts
An Old Lady offers the Bus Driver some of her peanuts, so the Driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes, the Old Lady gives him a more handful peanuts.
Driver: Why don't you eat them
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Peanuts
An Old Lady offers the Bus Driver some of her peanuts, so the Driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes, the Old Lady gives him a more handful peanuts.
Driver: Why don't you eat them
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PATATAS
2 wives are buying gulay at the market...
wife 1:mare alam mo sa tuwing nakakakita ako ng patatas naaalala ko an itlog ng mister ko....
wife 2:bakit?ganun ba kalaki???
wife 1:hinde eh,ganun
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joKE LnG
A boy wrote a letter to his mother.
Dear Ma,
I’m sorry I leave because I will go with my GF. I know ma that I'm only 18 and my GF is 15. But I love her very much. We have our 1st baby & i
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created by:jaja as rockstarjaja1566
jaja:anong plural ng rice?
jm:rices?
andreau:rice?
jaja:mali!
jm&andreau:eh! ano?
jaja:eh! di extra rice !!:)
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The Veggies Story
A vegies story.
BROCOLLI: i look like a tree.
WALLNUT: i look like a brain.
MUSHROOM: i look like an umbrella.
CORN:a piece of me looks like a tooth.
APPLE: well, my shape looks like a
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wOw............
naglalakd c luciel habang nakain ksama ng kanyang barkda......
luciel:mmmm wow sarap ni2
mga barkda:share ka na man jan ooh
luciel:kung ayoko?
mga barkada:eh d ka na nmin friend
luciel:teka
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Laughtrip
BROCCOLI: I look like a tree!
WALNUT: I look like a brain!
MUSHROOM: I look like an umbrella!
BANANA: Guys, pwede change topic na lang?
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Masarap Kumain Ng Laman Kesa Balat xD
Short Conversation (Juan and Pedro)
Juan:alam mo Pedro nanood ako ng TV knina sa Bahay.napanood ko ung palabas nina Cesar At Kristine. Ang ganda ganda!
Pedro:ows? un lng ba? wala kapa sa
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Wipe
BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT BURAT
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Kantutan
Boy:O parang takot na takot ka??
Girl:Kasi Muntikan na akong ma rape jan sa kanto buti nalang may pera ako!!
Boy:So binigay mo yung pera mo??
Girl:Hindi Ah!!!? nag MOTEL kami kakahiya jan sa
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masarap
juan:mahm! anu po ang masarap na pagkain?
mahm:ahhh... burgirl...
juan:anu poh ang lasa ng burgirl?
mahm:parang humburger lang..
juan:kaya pla ganun ka sarap ang cyota ko....
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ANG APAT NA MAGKAKAIBIGAN
4 NA MAGKAKAIBIGAN UMORDER NG TENOLANG MANOK
JUAN : PRE ANU GUSTO NIYO SA MANOK ?
JUAN: AKIN UNG CHICKEN BREAST KSI MALAMAN PTI UNG PUWETAN
PEDRO: AKO ! UNG ULO SAKIN ..
JOSE: AKIN UNG PAK PAK
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Engot Open
Girl
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ghost
what is the ghost's favorite food
ans.booberry pie with whipped scream
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BASTAH..
Hindi tao d hayop d multo d insecto naninisip ng dugo pero may pakpak......??
ANSWER: Whisper with wings :D
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