November 4, 2005

THE PINOY and THE AMERICAN

A Pinoy is having his "SNACK" (bread and ube jam), when an American man
chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the
American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: "You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don’t. In the States, we
only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to the
Philippines"
The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence.
The American persists: "D’ya eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy : "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put
all
the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them,
transform
them into jam and export them to the Philippines."
The Pinoy (kind of pissed of) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why? Of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Pinoy : And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "In the Philippines, we don’t throw them. We put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export
them to the States.
(he he he ano akala mo ha)