cook

customer: waiter!!!!
waiter: yis ser?!
customer: dugaya sa akong gi-order oi! asa mana inyong cook ba!
waiter: hala ser! la ra ba mi coke! pepsi ra!!!

tagalog

customer: waiter!!!
waiter: yes sir?!
customer: ang tagal2x nang inorder ko ah! asan ba yang cook nyo?!
waiter: ah sir sorry po, ala kaming coke! pepsi products lang!!!

What do you think ?