camote,fruit or veggy?
gurl:fruitbaangcamote?boy:siyemprekasikungkumainkangkamoteangtunogngototmoFRUUUUTTTR! Related Ang Ulam At ang Asin BASTAH.. My Langaw anong isda ang mayaman
gurl:fruitbaangcamote?boy:siyemprekasikungkumainkangkamoteangtunogngototmoFRUUUUTTTR! Related Ang Ulam At ang Asin BASTAH.. My Langaw anong isda ang mayaman
boy:tikman mo ito masarap ito girl:ayoko.. boy:bilis na…. girl:ayoko nga.. boy:bilis na girl:ayoko may kulay puti boy:ano naman!!? ayoko may buhok.. The Answer Is…. Balot…. Related Saging salt 2 idiots anderton.adan@gmail.com
enting:letsi!kainit sad aning kape. tindera:what is your order sir? amercano:anything. enting:init mo lang sir,napaso man gani akong dila. Related 2 idiots Kasabihan Walang Hanggan AYYY SIOPAO?????!!!!!….. kd2lfz4o1y
An Old Lady offers the Bus Driver some of her peanuts, so the Driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes, the Old Lady gives him a more handful peanuts. Â Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?! Old Lady: I can’t chew, look! I don’t have a teeth. Driver: Then why do you buy them?! […]
An Old Lady offers the Bus Driver some of her peanuts, so the Driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes, the Old Lady gives him a more handful peanuts. Â Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?! Old Lady: I can’t chew, look! I don’t have a teeth. Driver: Then why do you buy them?! […]
2 wives are buying gulay at the market… wife 1:mare alam mo sa tuwing nakakakita ako ng patatas naaalala ko an itlog ng mister ko…. wife 2:bakit?ganun ba kalaki??? wife 1:hinde eh,ganun kadumi…!!! hahaha Related Coffee without cream CODES OF GAMECUBE PINTURA Abraham Lincoln at MacDonalds .
A boy wrote a letter to his mother. Dear Ma, I’m sorry I leave because I will go with my GF. I know ma that I’m only 18 and my GF is 15. But I love her very much. We have our 1st baby & i aborted it because she said we can make another […]
jaja:anong plural ng rice? jm:rices? andreau:rice? jaja:mali! jm&andreau:eh! ano? jaja:eh! di extra rice !!:) Related Mayonnaise baliw na babae Ang Ulam At ang Asin ghost
A vegies story. BROCOLLI: i look like a tree. WALLNUT: i look like a brain. MUSHROOM: i look like an umbrella. CORN:a piece of me looks like a tooth. APPLE: well, my shape looks like a heart. BANANA: pde change topic? EGGPLANT: oo nga! I Hope u like it Add me on FB gothicvhin_13@yahoo.com Vhin […]
naglalakd c luciel habang nakain ksama ng kanyang barkda…… luciel:mmmm wow sarap ni2 mga barkda:share ka na man jan ooh luciel:kung ayoko? mga barkada:eh d ka na nmin friend luciel:teka ako leader d2 wg kau maangas mga barkada:d na nga luciel:tma yan!!! mga barkada:kung iniwan ka nmin? luciel:mali yon!!! mga barkada:kung ilibre ka nmin? luciel:tama […]
BROCCOLI: I look like a tree! WALNUT: I look like a brain! MUSHROOM: I look like an umbrella! BANANA: Guys, pwede change topic na lang? Related Peanuts kd2lfz4o1y corni anong isda ang mayaman
Short Conversation (Juan and Pedro) Juan:alam mo Pedro nanood ako ng TV knina sa Bahay.napanood ko ung palabas nina Cesar At Kristine. Ang ganda ganda! Pedro:ows? un lng ba? wala kapa sa napanood ko knina kena Aling Pasing. Mas maganda pa dyan sa napanood mo. Juan:weh? totoo? anu nmn ang Pamagat nun? Pedro: oo , […]
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juan:mahm! anu po ang masarap na pagkain? mahm:ahhh… burgirl… juan:anu poh ang lasa ng burgirl? mahm:parang humburger lang.. juan:kaya pla ganun ka sarap ang cyota ko…. Related Abraham Lincoln at MacDonalds . 2 idiots Talaba 3 bampira
baket kaya????
baket kulay white ang spaghetti???? pag nasagot ninyo bigyan ko kayo isang million!!!! 🙂 Related created by:jaja as rockstarjaja1566 PINTURA Trip lng Kid