Balut

BF:Isubo mo GF:Pano? BF:Dilaan mo GF:Ganito? BF:Sipsipin mo GF:Ayoko kadiri BF:Higupin mo GF:Yuck:may buhok na yung dila ko BF:Syempre,"Balut" yan Related anong isda ang mayaman Gatas Saging tiNaPAY 256

RIches To Rags

Roderick:Alam mo noong mayaman kami nagkakamay kami kung kumain!!! Ismael:Ah ganun! Roderick:Ngayun naghirap kami nakakutsara na kami kung kumain! Ismael:Huh! bat ganun baliktad yata? Roderick:Kasi mahirap kamayin yung lugaw! Related Give me a hot dog Saging anong isda ang mayaman Kasabihan Walang Hanggan

baliw na babae

my kwento ako sainyo totoong nangyare to!!! isang araw sa lugar sa amen my umuwing babae galing sa ibang bansa,,lahat ng amo nya sa ibang bansa ay lalake…kaya siya nabaliw lagi syang gnagalaw ng kanyang mga amo,nang may tumulong sakanya pauwe sa pilipinas,,biruin ninyo ang suot ng babae ay naka kimona,naka neck tie, naka polo […]

baliw na babae

Londons’ beefeaters .

The Tower of Londons’ Beefeaters wash what they eat down with a drink named……." Red Bull " . Related MacDonalds’ five percent discount Specific ka dapat!! PINTURA puti

Saging

….My Joke Bow…. Sir: Ok Class What Is The Color Of Banana??? Student: Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir: ok you! Student: Sir Color Brown Sir.. Sir: Tanaga ka pala eh!!!!!!Dalawa lang ang kulay ng saging kung di "YELLOW AND BROWN" Student: Mas Tanga ka Pala sakin eh!!!E bakit dyan sa nakita kong karindirya yung banana Q […]

Saging

Talaba

-=TALABA=- Inday: dok masakit po tiyan ko. Dok: kelan pa yan nagsimula? Inday: simula po nung kumain ako ng talaba. Dok: Baka naman nung binuksan mo ung talaba eh mabaho?? Inday: HA!!bnubuksan pa ba yun!! hehe!! -=24=- kylesmile21@yahoo.com friendster at yahoo messenger yan!! Related masarap BASTAH.. Trip lng salt

She died from anorexia .

At the funeral for a fourteen year old girl who died from anorexia was a coffin . This coffin was five feet long , eleven inches high and because the deceaced was so thin ………the coffin was three inches wide . Related something long & delicious winv4brqu3 baliw na babae maisie.marsden@gmail.com

French food

At the French Restaurent , the French food tasted delicious…….Bon Apitete Oui . The following day at the French Restaurant the French food had too much salt in it…….Bon a ville ! Non it is spelled Bonneville , the salt flats in Utah where the food is fast …….Oui . Related Ngongo at Wayter baliw […]

Mae West at the Restaurent .

Mae West is at an expensive restaurant in Hollywood . Her meal takes so long to arrive , she says to the waiter " Come up and serve me sometime " . Related Trip lng ang balot French food baket kaya????