Ang GATAS according to age: 15-25 ~ EVAPORATED MILK 26-35 ~ CONDENSED MILK 36-45 ~ YOGURT 46-55 ~ TAHO 56-65 ~ TOKWA Ikaw anong milk mo? Related Trip lng Laughtrip PATATAS BANANA…

If Adam and Eve were Chinese they would not have committed the original sin. They would have eaten the snake and sold the apple. Related anderton.adan@gmail.com baket kaya???? winv4brqu3 anything.

what is six-inch long, two-inch wide and drives a woman wild? *chocolate bar Related anong isda ang mayaman Frog’s legs Your thumbs in my soup! puto sa upuan

Isang araw, tatlong bisaya ang gustong kumain sa isa ng restaurant. Nakita nila na bawal pala ang mga bisaya sa loob kaya’t gumawa sila ng paraan. Bisaya 1: "Ako muna ang papasok", pagpasok nito ay tinanong siya ng gwardiya, "Bisaya ka ba"? "Hende", Related anong isda ang mayaman BANANA… .,.if your not green minded.,. juan […]

And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was… Related 2 idiots maemae jurado matakaw markdel emiliano Specific ka dapat!! Abraham Lincoln at MacDonalds .

Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake? Related wOw………… Mayonnaise Ayoko ng Sup ano to?

Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk? Related KAinaN puto sa upuan Sarangola ni Rhoan!! joKE LnG

Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. Related corni Mayonnaise meal or no meal order

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog’s legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich! Related food joke juan tamad Laughtrip KAinaN

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow". Related 2 idiots maemae jurado matakaw markdel emiliano With your hand […]

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I’ll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?" Related Trip lng Saging anong dog ang kinakain? FRUITY

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir, it’s not that hot! Related cook sadf baliw na babae kd2lfz4o1y

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?" Related anong isda ang mayaman order q Your thumbs in my soup! PINTURA