may 3 batang myayaman at mayayabang ang nag uusap at nagpapayabangan..
boy 1: nung bday q niregaluhan aq ng dadi q ng 2 yate..
boy 2: wala yan!nung bday q 3 barko ang niregalo skin. barko ha..hindi yate..
boy 3: ang yayabang niyo! yaya! nalinis mo na ba ung dagat na niregalo skin ni dadi? pakitanggal ung 2 yate at 3 barko dun.. maliligo ako..
hehe..
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a married man died before sex…
his wife cut his penis and fixed it on the wall.. every night,she went to the wall to satisfy herself.
1 day,her neighbor saw dis routine..
he made a hole in the wall, removed it and put his penis and waited for his turn..
the lady came with a knife,cut the penis and said," darling we are moving today!"
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promdi na nagrent ng room sa hotel..
promdi: alam kong promdi lang ako kaya wag mo aqng lolokohin! bakit ganto ang kwarto ko? maliit, wala pang kama at bintana hah!"
roomboy: sir, nasa elevator pa lang tau. wag kang xcited!
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tatay: lika na anak punta tau sa doktor.
anak: ayoko po.natatakot ako..
tatay: titignan ka lang nmn eh..
anak: e di itong litrato q na lang ang patingnan nio.
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der was an accident dat had just happened in d street. a woman approached the victims and tried to help dem,but suddenly a nursing student came in and sed, "miss, xcuse me, pls step bak! i’ve course in 1st aid and i’m trained in cpr."
d woman stepped asyd, and watched d procedures 4 a few moments, den tapped d student on the shoulder and sed, "wen u’re thru, f ever you’ll need a doctor, nandito lang ako."
wahaha..epal!
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What do you think ?
June 25, 2007
usual payabangan
may 3 batang myayaman at mayayabang ang nag uusap at nagpapayabangan..
boy 1: nung bday q niregaluhan aq ng dadi q ng 2 yate..
boy 2: wala yan!nung bday q 3 barko ang niregalo skin. barko ha..hindi yate..
boy 3: ang yayabang niyo! yaya! nalinis mo na ba ung dagat na niregalo skin ni dadi? pakitanggal ung 2 yate at 3 barko dun.. maliligo ako..
hehe..
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a married man died before sex…
his wife cut his penis and fixed it on the wall.. every night,she went to the wall to satisfy herself.
1 day,her neighbor saw dis routine..
he made a hole in the wall, removed it and put his penis and waited for his turn..
the lady came with a knife,cut the penis and said," darling we are moving today!"
——————————————————
promdi na nagrent ng room sa hotel..
promdi: alam kong promdi lang ako kaya wag mo aqng lolokohin! bakit ganto ang kwarto ko? maliit, wala pang kama at bintana hah!"
roomboy: sir, nasa elevator pa lang tau. wag kang xcited!
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tatay: lika na anak punta tau sa doktor.
anak: ayoko po.natatakot ako..
tatay: titignan ka lang nmn eh..
anak: e di itong litrato q na lang ang patingnan nio.
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der was an accident dat had just happened in d street. a woman approached the victims and tried to help dem,but suddenly a nursing student came in and sed, "miss, xcuse me, pls step bak! i’ve course in 1st aid and i’m trained in cpr."
d woman stepped asyd, and watched d procedures 4 a few moments, den tapped d student on the shoulder and sed, "wen u’re thru, f ever you’ll need a doctor, nandito lang ako."
wahaha..epal!
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What do you think ?
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