Sa mga Pogi at mga seksi dito sa room… Say nyo sa mga additional jokes na share ko this time… he..he…SMILE……….
CHAIR
Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when
Esther says, "Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday
tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she
would like something electric."
Harry replies, "How about a chair?"
Beauty
After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her.
He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes.
On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the priest for performing the ceremony. However the priest has a plan.
The service proceeds as planned the vows are exchanged etc. Now it is time for the groom to kiss his bride. The priest sees this as the perfect opportunity to ask to be paid…baka dagdagan at makatiba si Father. He pulls the young man aside and asks him. Can you please pay me now?
Not wanting to create a scene the young man asked. How much do I owe you?
The priest thinks quickly and replies, pay me according to your wife’s beauty.
The young man discretely pulled out five dollars and gave it to the priest.
Although annoyed by this, the priest continues the ceremony and says; you may now kiss the bride. At this point the veil is lifted from the bride’s face to allow the groom to kiss her. As the groom is about to kiss his new bride the priest interrupts and promptly hand the groom four dollars and fifty cents.
Father and Mother
A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like."
"Oh, that’s easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone whos’ just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn’t like."
Get in or else…
The "car way" of telling how far the relationship is:
— Trying to impress the woman: unlocks and opens the door, waits for her to get inside, closes her door behind her
— Dating: the guy unlocks her door and then goes around to his side to get in
— Engaged: The man opens his door leans over and unlocks her door and opens it.
— Married: The man gets in to the driver’s seat, unlocks the doors, and says "Aren’t you getting in?" Or else…iiwanan kita lintek ka…
Wish
Husband is reading the news paper…. wife comes in and says "honey I love you so much" and then she says “honey I wish I would be a newspaper so that you always hold me in your arms "
Husband replied, "I also wish that so that I can change you every day like a newspaper.
Grabe kana na man Mister… malufhet ka..pagkatapos ng lahat…hu..hu..hu..hu…hikbi..
Gusto pa nyo..madami pa akong mga naka reserve na Dyoks….
Till next time
YOur fwen…
Abdulla Kabutu
What do you think ?
January 25, 2007
Ang mga Asawa nga Naman!!
Sa mga Pogi at mga seksi dito sa room… Say nyo sa mga additional jokes na share ko this time… he..he…SMILE……….
CHAIR
Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when
Esther says, "Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday
tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she
would like something electric."
Harry replies, "How about a chair?"
Beauty
After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her.
He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes.
On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the priest for performing the ceremony. However the priest has a plan.
The service proceeds as planned the vows are exchanged etc. Now it is time for the groom to kiss his bride. The priest sees this as the perfect opportunity to ask to be paid…baka dagdagan at makatiba si Father. He pulls the young man aside and asks him. Can you please pay me now?
Not wanting to create a scene the young man asked. How much do I owe you?
The priest thinks quickly and replies, pay me according to your wife’s beauty.
The young man discretely pulled out five dollars and gave it to the priest.
Although annoyed by this, the priest continues the ceremony and says; you may now kiss the bride. At this point the veil is lifted from the bride’s face to allow the groom to kiss her. As the groom is about to kiss his new bride the priest interrupts and promptly hand the groom four dollars and fifty cents.
Father and Mother
A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like."
"Oh, that’s easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone whos’ just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn’t like."
Get in or else…
The "car way" of telling how far the relationship is:
— Trying to impress the woman: unlocks and opens the door, waits for her to get inside, closes her door behind her
— Dating: the guy unlocks her door and then goes around to his side to get in
— Engaged: The man opens his door leans over and unlocks her door and opens it.
— Married: The man gets in to the driver’s seat, unlocks the doors, and says "Aren’t you getting in?" Or else…iiwanan kita lintek ka…
Wish
Husband is reading the news paper…. wife comes in and says "honey I love you so much" and then she says “honey I wish I would be a newspaper so that you always hold me in your arms "
Husband replied, "I also wish that so that I can change you every day like a newspaper.
Grabe kana na man Mister… malufhet ka..pagkatapos ng lahat…hu..hu..hu..hu…hikbi..
Gusto pa nyo..madami pa akong mga naka reserve na Dyoks….
Till next time
YOur fwen…
Abdulla Kabutu
What do you think ?
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