Beauty and the Beast

Once upon a time
A girl was nluv
wid an ugly man
Her friend askd
Y him?!?
den d girl replyd imediately
"d kau nanuod ng beauty nd d beast noh?!"
Po-pogi din kya xa!"
d guy heard dz & sed:
"TANGA! napanuod mu ba ung SHREK?!,
PAPANGIT KA DIN!"

What do you think ?