November 3, 2010

COLLECTION OF JOKES

1 bata,ngpass ng blank pper s art tcher..

T: bkt blank ang work m?

B: ngdrowng po aq ng baka at damo.

T: (tningnn ang ppel) san ang damo?

B: ubos npo,kinain ng baka.

T: (kamot s ulo) e nsn ung baka?

B: ano p ga2wn ng baka jn e wla ng damo? sympre umalis n. common sense nmn mam!ü
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My ttl0ng bampira sa bar.
RICH VAMPIRE:oorder ako ng fresh blo0d.
ORDINARY VAMPIRE:skn isang order na dnuguan.
POOR VAMPIRE:hot water nlang skn.
WAITER:bkit hot water lang po.?
POOR VAMPIRE:nkpulot ksi aq ng napkin sa kanto.Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako…hehehehe
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A g0rge0us lady was sitin al0ne n a bar.
Guy:hi der!

D lady ign0red him.

Guy:u caught my a10ti0n as i enter d bar,is it ok 2 get ur #?

Lady:f u have a BMW,A hauz n borcay,milli0ns of peso bnk acct n 7inches penis,den u can get my #.
but i gues u dnt hav it so.d answr s n0!

Guy:i dnt hve olthose, i juz hav a FERRARI,an ISLAND n palwan, biLi0n doLar bank acct. n excuse me,
i w0nt cut 2inches of my penis juz 4 ur #
.hahaha!!
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What is the similarity between panty & sky?

SKY c0vers the wh0le populati0n

while

PANTY c0vers

the s0urce of populati0n!
HAHAHA:))
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MATH CLASS:

GURO: jUaN, kUnG aKo’Y mAy 5 aNaK sA uNaNg aSaWa aT 7 nAmAn sA pAnGaLaWa aT 3 sA pAnGaTLo, mEr0n ac0hNg ? . . .

JUAN: KALANDIAN p0h . . .iSa kAnG kErEnGkEnG mA’aM, mALaNdi kA, hALiPaRoT, kALaDkAriN, mAkAti, mAhiLiG, pAriWaRa, p0kPoK, iMoRaL . . .

GURO: uMuPo kA, tAnG iNa mOh, di kA mAkAkApAsA gAg0!
-hala?
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