F In Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an âFâ in Arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked ’How much is 2 x 3?’ and I said ’6’"
"But that’s right!"
"Then she asked me ’How much is 3 x 2?’"
"What’s the bloody fucking difference?"
"That’s exactly what I said!"
How Many Rabbits Have You Got?
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: Because I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!
What do you think ?
June 15, 2007
Simple Arithmetic
F In Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an âFâ in Arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked ’How much is 2 x 3?’ and I said ’6’"
"But that’s right!"
"Then she asked me ’How much is 3 x 2?’"
"What’s the bloody fucking difference?"
"That’s exactly what I said!"
How Many Rabbits Have You Got?
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: Because I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!
What do you think ?
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