Top 10 reasons to become a nurse 1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good. 2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: It’s better to give than to receive. 4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops….eventually. 5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases. 6. Interesting […]
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty. Related hospital doctor help! Nrse and a nun 100
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God. Related Three men and a doctor Allergy it hurts Coughin’ his way to………&…
What’s the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God. Related Pimples kung anik anik 3oap8raa4n Mabisang Gamot
What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it’ll probably stop whining. Related Baliktaran Ang Ulam At ang Asin MorNinG AdviSorY Coughin’ his way to………&…
Doctor: "Did you take the patient’s temperature?" Nurse: "No. Is it missing?" Related No change yet B.R.B Your eyes are glazed Mi Ultimo Ubo
Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?" Nurse: "No change yet." Related bungi nag patahi! Pimples Mi Ultimo Ubo open minded
You Might Be a Nurse if…
You Might Be a Nurse if… when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. when you tell a man you meet for the first time you’re a nurse, you’re expected to laugh hysterically when he asks you for a sponge […]