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boy; sana bato nalan ako
gurl; bakit ?
boy; kasi malamig ang panahon ... .. aheheheheh
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due date ng MERALCO
Kapitbahay: Judith! Judith!
may-ari: Judith na ng bayarin mo oh!!!
judith...
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lmang piso
humingi ng limang piso si juan sa nanay
juan:nahulog nay ung pera sa kanal
nay:pabayaan mo na un marumi na un
mayamaya ay nahulog ang nanay habang nagsasampay
juan:tay nahulog ang nanay sa
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Regalo
Juan: Bay, birthday ng asawa ko.
Pedro: Ano ang regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano ang binigay mo?
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job interview
boss: anong alam mo
juan: alam q kung saan kayo makatira nang misis mo at alam q rin kung saan nakatira ang kabet mo.
boss: ah cge tanggap ka na.
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New Jobs While Studying
Do you Need Job While Studying: uhuh!
tired of your low budget allowance. Hell yeah!
Well here are the Package the suits your Taste
Package 1: Enchanted Kingdom, 5,000/hour, Taga tulak ng
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carinderia
may isang babae nakita ang isang carinderia,tapos nagtanong.babae:manong magkano po ang kanin?manong:a,7 pesos lang babae:yung tutong po?manong:libre babe:yung ulam po?manong:30 pesos babae:yung sabaw
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roll-on
May bago nang produkto ang visene eye-drops....mas mabisa at mas mura! 50 pesos lang ang isang kahon na may lamang 50 piraso.Pwede pang patungan ng malaki!.....Introducing,the new Visene roll-on.
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"CONDOM COMMERCIAL"
Ina: Anak? Bawal makipagsex bata ka pa, baka mabuntis ka.!
Anak: Bawal bawal ka jan! and so wat kung bata pa ako. makikipagsex ako kung gusto ko noh? may condom naman ,
so hindi parin ako
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Bilin ni lola!
Kabilin bilinan ng lola wag kang tumira n may legra ito’y hindi gawain ng bata mag jakol ka na lang muna
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comment4,
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comment3,
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Financial Advice
The Fortune teller advised me not to go to the Investment Adviser , because he is a ....... Fortune taker .
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ang taong gipit...
"Ang TAONG GIPIT, sa bumbay kumakapit..."
ENGLISH: "If you are hard-up, go to the bumbay and make hold up."
oh diba rhyme??!=)
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Emm.. I want you to respond well to my pleasant glance I have read a good joke in internet ;) Why don’t fish play tennis? They might get caught in the net.
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Sounds intersting.. Are you becoming attached to my potential sun I have a nice joke. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist.
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Need homepage of XRumer 5.0 Palladium
Hello sirs ;-)
Somebody can give me link to the XRumer’s homepage?
Or maybe some information...
Thank you very much!!!
P.S. Âîò óðîäû...
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hahahahahha
Toyang:Buboy magpapakamatay na ako dahil sa kahirapan natin
Buboy:Aba hinde pwede yan....Hayaan mong ubusin muna ni junior ang gatas mo bago ka magpakamatay......
(makalipas and ilang sandali)
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