Idiots in the classroom
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don’t," said the student, "but I hate to see […]
Statue of Venus
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let’s start with you, Robert." "The artwork," says Robert. "Very good. And you, Peter?" "Her tits!" says Peter. "Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher with disgust. "And you, Johnny?" "I’m leaving, […]