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Top 10 reasons to become a nurse 1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good. 2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: It’s better to give than to receive. 4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops….eventually. 5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases. 6. Interesting […]
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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God. Related Tax yoghurt and brown grainy bread . baliw Urine bottle Mental
What’s the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God. Related bugwpwYpPxWp Dapat Gawin nasa isip mo ba paimlya mo? Quit smoking
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Doctor: "Did you take the patient’s temperature?" Nurse: "No. Is it missing?" Related Nurse who died SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH WarNinG!!! 3oap8raa4n
Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?" Nurse: "No change yet." Related Sunog Three nurses went to heaven! Mental Good site
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"I’d give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!" "You’re on. Now, where is those thousand dollars?" "That is your first worry!" Related Ang Karpintero Êóïëþ Windows, Office Take Home Fave
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months." Related Light ? house increased pollution usapan sa CR Job Applicant Interview
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." Related try lang 🙂 facebook joke ang manok dwarf
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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?” The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.” Related Ang Karpintero Kasabihan Walang Hanggan otik […]
Write in the dark
"Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card." Related Aba naman!! Big boys in the Art Gallery . school gitubag ang prayer