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Top 10 reasons to become a nurse 1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good. 2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: It’s better to give than to receive. 4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops….eventually. 5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases. 6. Interesting […]
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