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Top 10 reasons to become a nurse 1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good. 2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: It’s better to give than to receive. 4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops….eventually. 5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases. 6. Interesting […]
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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months." Related Favorite Take Home nag uwi ng trabaho sa bahay. SECRETARY
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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?” The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.” Related Pronouns Ang Karpintero Work man Êóïëþ […]
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