Top 10 reasons to become a nurse 1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good. 2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: It’s better to give than to receive. 4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops….eventually. 5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases. 6. Interesting […]
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty. Related bungi nag patahi! Vietnambulance Bango! No treatment for cancer .
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God. Related Pimples Good site Patient’s temperature Ang Ulam At ang Asin
What’s the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God. Related Problems of the prostate masakit ba ulo mo? Vietnambulance Mi Ultimo Ubo
What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it’ll probably stop whining. Related kung anik anik Pimples tatlong sira ulo Crazy Guy Saves a Life
Doctor: "Did you take the patient’s temperature?" Nurse: "No. Is it missing?" Related nice brain bugwpwYpPxWp Test Doktor doctor
Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?" Nurse: "No change yet." Related Test Ang Pinaka Baliw sa mga Baliw! Philosopos WCLIWxWBapgkZDr
If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? Related otik and juan…. Ano ang dapat gawin kung tinatamad kang magtrabaho Noon at ngayon keep up the good work
"I’d give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!" "You’re on. Now, where is those thousand dollars?" "That is your first worry!" Related Italian ’49er Light ? house whack your boss artistang palabiro
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months." Related Work Station Replacing the 60 year old receptionist usapan sa CR Selos
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." Related tae.. 😀 WaLa Lang!!! BarnEy!!! DAGA AT KALABAW hi
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." Related Kasabihan Walang Hanggan Radio Contest OFW letter Work Station
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?” The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.” Related PipeFitter The Manager Light ? house […]
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Cup Holder
Caller: Hello, is this the Help Line? HelpLine: Yes, it is. How may I help you? Caller: The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed? HelpLine: I’m sorry, but did you say a cup holder? Caller: Yes, it’s attached to […]