may tatlong magkakapatid na bisaya nanalo sila ng lotto kukunin ang pera sa manila hindi sila marunong magtagalog nagpatuto sila sa kanilang lolo 1 bisaya:lolo nanalo kami ng lotto paano ba ang magtagalog kasi kukunin kasi tio sa manila lolo:gusto mo bang malaman mag tagalog cge apo 2 bisaya:ano po ang unang sasabihin namin lolo:kung […]

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Isang Araw May dalawang Amerikano ng gusto matuto mag tagalog pero buti naman may nakita silang Pilipino nakaupo lang sabi ng 2 amerikano 2 Amerikano:Hey are you speaking Tagalog? Pilipino:Yes why? 2 Amerikano:Would you teach us to speak tagalog at least 3 words please.. Pilipino:Why yes..If I say Us you will say "Kami" If i […]

GALIT NA GALIT ANG TATAY NI MARLON NG MALAMANG BAKLA ANG KANYANG ANAK. TATAY:Anak talaga bang bakla ka MARLON:Opo tay eh sorry TATAY:Naku anak dapat talagang matagal na kita ipinasok sa PMA MASAYA SI MARLON NG SUMAGAT SA KANYANG TATAY NA: MARLON:Talaga tay eh yon po talaga ang gusto ko eh ’PEDICURE MANICURE ASOCCIATION BA […]

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Tinanong daw ng isang bata ang isang mama… Bata: Mama ano po ba ang trabaho ninyo? Mama(matigas na sagot at medyo matapang ang dating) –PULIS ako…baket? May hangal ka ba? Bata: (medyo natakot at nanginginig): Kung tottoong pulis kayo..bakit maliit ang tyan ninyo? Mama: (magiliw na sumagot) …Sshhh..bago pa kasi akong pulis.. (Ay naku..gusto pang […]

isang babae ang nagdadasal sa simbahan at humihingi ng tulong kay God… babae: Diyos ko, bigyan nyo nman po aq ng pera khit isang libo lang, ipapagamot ko lang po ang anak ko may biglang lumapit na pulis at inabutan ito ng 500… babae: God salamat po pero sana next tym kayu n lng ang […]

There is a Television show called " Americas’ Most Wanted " . This TV show is about those wanted by the police ………..If this TV show was about men who are unemployed , unmarried and well behaved , the television show would be called ………." Americas’ least wanted " ………and as they say in Australia…….Cop […]

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