Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Erap are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Erap thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease?
A: His IQ goes up!
Q: What do you get when you offer Erap a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: How did Erap try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: How does Erap kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse Erap for hours?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why does help always arrive late whenever Erap suffers heart attack?
A: He looks for number "11" when he dials "911".
What do you think ?
August 14, 2001
Erap
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Erap are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Erap thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease?
A: His IQ goes up!
Q: What do you get when you offer Erap a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: How did Erap try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: How does Erap kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse Erap for hours?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why does help always arrive late whenever Erap suffers heart attack?
A: He looks for number "11" when he dials "911".
What do you think ?
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