Top 10 Reasons

Top 10 reasons why there couldn’t be a Filipino-American US President:

Reason #10: White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

Reason # 9: Not enough parking spaces at White House for 2 Honda Civics, Toyota Celica, 1985 Mercedes Benz Diesel, BMW (Big Mean Wife) and MPV (My Pinoy Van).

Reason #8: Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners.

Reason #7: Too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the last supper picture?

Reason #6: White house walls not big enough to hold giant wooden spoon & fork. Besides the foyer is not big enough for everyone’s shoes and slippers, too!

Reason #5: Secret service staff won’t respond to "psssst,psssst".

Reason #4: Secret service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statuette of Santo Nino on the dashboard.

Reason #3: No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines on every White House room.

Reason #2: State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

And the Number 1 Reason: AIR FORCE ONE – does not allow overweight balikbayan boxes!

What do you think ?