There are three canditates for the U.S. Federal Election . Eric Obama gets the black vote , Hillary Clinton gets the womens’ vote and John McCane because he was a prisoner of the North Vietnamese receives…………the sympathy vote . Related the perfect president Erap Erap : Apollo 13 Erap’s the best
mga pangunahing balita sa araw na ito.. sa novaliches Q.C. "tatlong bata, nakitang nawawala!!? sa isang abandoned building sa maynila, natagpuan ang isang lalaki na pinugutan ng ulo, walang awang "binitay pa".. babae na may "20 saksak" sa katawan hinihinalang nag suicide"!!? sa canada eroplano bumagsak, wala raw nakaligtas,,, sabi ng mga survivors.. at bulag […]
The President of Mexico is asleep , and twenty feet away the Primeminister of Canada is asleep . The Canadian Primeminister says to the President of Mexico " Between us there is an elephant ! Which one of us will it roll over and squash ? " . Related Mabuhay! bzQcIhev Where’s Gettysburg ? Bruno […]
On a July afternoon in the year 1969 , Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin set foot and landed on Earths’ Moon . On the Moon was placed a plaque , and on this plaque were these memorable words " We came in Peace for all Mankind "………………all mankind except the North Vietnamese . Related The […]
In a Haulocaust movie , Italian Jews are herded into animal carriages and sent on their way to Auschwitz in South Central Poland . One of these Italian Jews is named Nogar Raphie …………poor Nogar Raphie ……………yes I wrote pornography . Related pipol say… Dead end job . Kasabihan Walang Hanggan Ang Ulam At ang […]
Judge: hinawakan mo ba ang boobs nitong babae? Ngongo: hini po hini po, your honor! Judge: TARANTADO! hinipo oh hinawakan parehas lang un! GUILTY! Related Rescue 199 Erap ano kaya ang mag change sa bansa natin? erap and others
Which U.S. President always had a camera nearby ?…….Richard Nikon . Related gaya gaya While in New York, Erap accidentally bumped an Ame… Ang Ulam At ang Asin Vote wisely
During a Federal election the choices were as follows : The lesser of two evils , The devil you know or the devil you don’t know and finaly when it comes to their common sense it’s……………dumb and dumber ! . Related pangunahing balita Erap,Pedro en Juan Luncheon fatigue lang sir Dead end job .
Kelvin Rudd is a Canadian member of Parliament for Regina Saskatchewan . This man is so dishonest people refer to what he says as something that sounds like the name of a drink………………Rudd Bull ! . Related Genie at Erap Erap at ang kanyang secretary Proven freeze!
Have you ever wondered where the saying " Beware of dirty old men with beards , they molest little girls " came from ?..This was anti Jewish propaganda , used to condition German children to fear and hate Jews in Nazi Germany during the 1930 s ……………………………On a lovely Summers’ day in the year 1937 […]
Question : Who won the 1964 Nobel Peace Prize ?……………..Answer : Ho Chi……Mistake . Related Gaano Ka-sama Siya Minsan (to the tune of “G… Genie at Erap Ang Yosi para makaiwas sa kasalanan mo
A little boy asks his father " Daddy , Why did they have gulags ( forced labour camps ) in Russia ? "…………………And his Father says " Well mmmmm In the Russian Revolution that started in 1917 , the Bolsheviks murdered the employers for their money , and this created unemployment ………………Gulags fixed Russias’ unemployment […]
In the year 1992 Ross Perot made a speech and in this speech he said : " My name is Ross Perot , as you can see I’m all ears . And in the audience we have three famous women . Mother Theresa she’s all heart , Dolly Parton she’s all chest and Elle MacPherson…………..she’s […]
A little American boy asks his Father , Where’s Gettysburg ?…………And his Father replies : Gettysburg is in South West Germany and is famous a beer drinking festival during the month of October . Related hayup 1964 Nobel Peace Prize . Koripot(w/ batang bulol) GLORIA
Nazi leaders are part Jewish .
Adolf Hitler , Herrmann Goering , Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Eichmann are all standing at the urinal in Auschwitzen . Herrmann Goering says " Look at our circumcised penises , all four of us are…….part Jewish " ! . Related Cabinet meeting Bagong Batas Pilipinas noon at ngayon HOMELESS