There are three canditates for the U.S. Federal Election . Eric Obama gets the black vote , Hillary Clinton gets the womens’ vote and John McCane because he was a prisoner of the North Vietnamese receives…………the sympathy vote . Related Gloria Electricpan Wish Ni Erap! bobo raw SPECIAL PRAYER 4 PGMA
mga pangunahing balita sa araw na ito.. sa novaliches Q.C. "tatlong bata, nakitang nawawala!!? sa isang abandoned building sa maynila, natagpuan ang isang lalaki na pinugutan ng ulo, walang awang "binitay pa".. babae na may "20 saksak" sa katawan hinihinalang nag suicide"!!? sa canada eroplano bumagsak, wala raw nakaligtas,,, sabi ng mga survivors.. at bulag […]
The President of Mexico is asleep , and twenty feet away the Primeminister of Canada is asleep . The Canadian Primeminister says to the President of Mexico " Between us there is an elephant ! Which one of us will it roll over and squash ? " . Related Communist Manifesto BArADO SI manloloko French […]
On a July afternoon in the year 1969 , Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin set foot and landed on Earths’ Moon . On the Moon was placed a plaque , and on this plaque were these memorable words " We came in Peace for all Mankind "………………all mankind except the North Vietnamese . Related Dirty […]
In a Haulocaust movie , Italian Jews are herded into animal carriages and sent on their way to Auschwitz in South Central Poland . One of these Italian Jews is named Nogar Raphie …………poor Nogar Raphie ……………yes I wrote pornography . Related man to the sun Ito ay isang Kasabihan Vote wisely Why did they […]
Judge: hinawakan mo ba ang boobs nitong babae? Ngongo: hini po hini po, your honor! Judge: TARANTADO! hinipo oh hinawakan parehas lang un! GUILTY! Related BArADO SI manloloko Election choices Vote wisely knock ! knock !
Which U.S. President always had a camera nearby ?…….Richard Nikon . Related Gloria Electricpan bobo raw Cabinet meeting difficult stories comments issues american
During a Federal election the choices were as follows : The lesser of two evils , The devil you know or the devil you don’t know and finaly when it comes to their common sense it’s……………dumb and dumber ! . Related Erap and Jingoy Gaano Ka-sama Siya Minsan (to the tune of “G… hayup the […]
Kelvin Rudd is a Canadian member of Parliament for Regina Saskatchewan . This man is so dishonest people refer to what he says as something that sounds like the name of a drink………………Rudd Bull ! . Related dont u ever give her back!!—- jewel read thi… Nogar Raphie is on his way to……. Dirty old […]
Have you ever wondered where the saying " Beware of dirty old men with beards , they molest little girls " came from ?..This was anti Jewish propaganda , used to condition German children to fear and hate Jews in Nazi Germany during the 1930 s ……………………………On a lovely Summers’ day in the year 1937 […]
Question : Who won the 1964 Nobel Peace Prize ?……………..Answer : Ho Chi……Mistake . Related Erap and Microsoft Ang Yosi Dirty old men with beards . Where’s Gettysburg ?
A little boy asks his father " Daddy , Why did they have gulags ( forced labour camps ) in Russia ? "…………………And his Father says " Well mmmmm In the Russian Revolution that started in 1917 , the Bolsheviks murdered the employers for their money , and this created unemployment ………………Gulags fixed Russias’ unemployment […]
In the year 1992 Ross Perot made a speech and in this speech he said : " My name is Ross Perot , as you can see I’m all ears . And in the audience we have three famous women . Mother Theresa she’s all heart , Dolly Parton she’s all chest and Elle MacPherson…………..she’s […]
A little American boy asks his Father , Where’s Gettysburg ?…………And his Father replies : Gettysburg is in South West Germany and is famous a beer drinking festival during the month of October . Related COUP D ETAT Proven Erap’s the best Rescue 199
Nazi leaders are part Jewish .
Adolf Hitler , Herrmann Goering , Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Eichmann are all standing at the urinal in Auschwitzen . Herrmann Goering says " Look at our circumcised penises , all four of us are…….part Jewish " ! . Related Erap at ang kanyang secretary There’s an elephant between us . Medical check-up ni Erap […]