ERAP to Anti-Organized Crime Task Force Chief LACSON Lacson: Mr. President, eto ang mga litrato ng mga most wanted criminals natin. Matinding manhunt na po ang ating isinasagawa para mahuli silang lahat! Erap: Ganun ba! Eh bakit n’yo pa sila pinakawalan nang kunan n’yo sila ng litrato?!!! Related Erap at ang kanyang secretary Ang Yosi […]
Genie : Wish ka! Erap: Lagyan mo ng flyovers ang buong Pilipinas! etong Mapa! Genie : Hirap naman! Iba na lang! Erap: Gawin mo akong matalino! Genie : Asan na nga yung mapa? Related gma & garci While in New York, Erap accidentally bumped an Ame… Ito ay isang Kasabihan Erap : Apollo 13
Marcos proved that you’ll be very rich if you become President. Cory proved that anyone can be President. Erap proved that we don’t need a President! Related Election choices Medical check-up ni Erap bzQcIhev erap and others
1) Open a new Microsoft Word document, 2) Type the phrase: I’d like Erap to resign. 3) Highlight the phrase and open Thesaurus under>>Tools>>Language>>Thesaurus. 4) You’ll probably agree with what Microsoft has to say! It says: I’ll drink to that. Related HOMELESS freeze! difficult stories comments issues american bobo raw
JINGGOY: Dad, ano nga palang tawag sa damit pangbuntis? Fraternity dress? ERAP:Tangga, panlalake yon. Sorrority Dress dapat. ERAP: Soli ko nabili kong VHS tape. CLERK: anong problema? ERAP: Walang picture saka sound. Sayang suspense thriller pa yata. CLERK: Anong title? ERAP: Head Cleaner. JINGGOY:Pa, nood tayo ng Apollo 13. ERAP:Ikaw na lang hindi ko pa […]
reporter: mr. president, have you watched "Apollo 13". erap: no, i might not undertand it. reporter: why?? erap: because i wasn’t able to watch Apollo part 1 to 12. Related BArADO SI manloloko mayor pipol say… bobo raw
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Erap are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Erap thought it was a gum wrapper. Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease? A: […]
ERAP visiting marines in Mindanao:Why are the soldiers sad? GENERAL Ver: fatigue lang sir. ERAP:Simple solusyon-palitan ang fatig,suot sila ng maong. Related Erap’s the best Nazi leaders are part Jewish . Pilipinas noon at ngayon erap and fvr
ERAP w/ d AFP Chief n RAM r tokng abt coup rumors. After 5 hrs of dedlok RAM oferd a compromis. If ERAP spels d words COUP D ETAT,d coup s off. ERAP: Gera nalang! Related Pilipinas noon at ngayon Manila Traffic knock ! knock ! Ang Tsaa
WRNING 2 ALL TXTRS: gälit na c eräp na ginawa syang LOKO at BOBO sa txt ngayon. kpag ttuloy pa ito ay ipputol na nya ang linya nyo. may advice na sya sa MERALCO Related Suicide.( ERAP ) Give me a sign!!! Nogar Raphie is on his way to……. Koripot(w/ batang bulol) HOMELESS
CHINA: In year 2000 we send our man to space … RUSSIA: In year to 2000 we send our man to the moon… USA: In year 2000 we send our man to mars… ERAP: in year 2000 we send our man to the sun… OTHERS: thats impossible!… ERAP: Stupid! we will land at night!! Related […]
erap & lacson in buybust op. erap: freeze! lacson: sir mga kasamahan natin yan. erap: ah ganoon ba? ok, DEFROST! Related Erap and Jingoy Erap and Bro. Mike jueteng sa langit napunta si cong!!!!!
Erap : Pull
Erap and Jinggoy to watch a movie. Before entering, Erap reads sign on the door: "PULL" Erap: "tsk tsk. Balik na lang tayo bukas. Puno na naman eh!" Related Erap,Pedro en Juan Luncheon Ang Yosi gma & garci Top 10 Reasons