ERAP to Anti-Organized Crime Task Force Chief LACSON Lacson: Mr. President, eto ang mga litrato ng mga most wanted criminals natin. Matinding manhunt na po ang ating isinasagawa para mahuli silang lahat! Erap: Ganun ba! Eh bakit n’yo pa sila pinakawalan nang kunan n’yo sila ng litrato?!!! Related ano kaya ang mag change sa bansa […]
Genie : Wish ka! Erap: Lagyan mo ng flyovers ang buong Pilipinas! etong Mapa! Genie : Hirap naman! Iba na lang! Erap: Gawin mo akong matalino! Genie : Asan na nga yung mapa? Related Tanghalian nang mga Magsasaka Nazi leaders are part Jewish . Baloons for journolasts . Gaano Ka-sama Siya Minsan (to the tune […]
Marcos proved that you’ll be very rich if you become President. Cory proved that anyone can be President. Erap proved that we don’t need a President! Related While in New York, Erap accidentally bumped an Ame… sa langit napunta si cong!!!!! Kinasuhan Erap
1) Open a new Microsoft Word document, 2) Type the phrase: I’d like Erap to resign. 3) Highlight the phrase and open Thesaurus under>>Tools>>Language>>Thesaurus. 4) You’ll probably agree with what Microsoft has to say! It says: I’ll drink to that. Related Erap lagot ka sa nanay mo French Revolution Barbique . Erap at ang kanyang […]
JINGGOY: Dad, ano nga palang tawag sa damit pangbuntis? Fraternity dress? ERAP:Tangga, panlalake yon. Sorrority Dress dapat. ERAP: Soli ko nabili kong VHS tape. CLERK: anong problema? ERAP: Walang picture saka sound. Sayang suspense thriller pa yata. CLERK: Anong title? ERAP: Head Cleaner. JINGGOY:Pa, nood tayo ng Apollo 13. ERAP:Ikaw na lang hindi ko pa […]
reporter: mr. president, have you watched "Apollo 13". erap: no, i might not undertand it. reporter: why?? erap: because i wasn’t able to watch Apollo part 1 to 12. Related Manila Traffic Baloons for journolasts . Bagong Batas Mar Roxas
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Erap are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Erap thought it was a gum wrapper. Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease? A: […]
ERAP visiting marines in Mindanao:Why are the soldiers sad? GENERAL Ver: fatigue lang sir. ERAP:Simple solusyon-palitan ang fatig,suot sila ng maong. Related get that woman!!! Si Gloria na naman!!? erap and fvr Rescue 199
ERAP w/ d AFP Chief n RAM r tokng abt coup rumors. After 5 hrs of dedlok RAM oferd a compromis. If ERAP spels d words COUP D ETAT,d coup s off. ERAP: Gera nalang! Related gma & garci Nogar Raphie is on his way to……. Where’s Gettysburg ? the perfect president
WRNING 2 ALL TXTRS: gälit na c eräp na ginawa syang LOKO at BOBO sa txt ngayon. kpag ttuloy pa ito ay ipputol na nya ang linya nyo. may advice na sya sa MERALCO Related Ang Yosi Erap,Pedro en Juan Luncheon Cabinet meeting Ibig sabihin ng “INRI”
CHINA: In year 2000 we send our man to space … RUSSIA: In year to 2000 we send our man to the moon… USA: In year 2000 we send our man to mars… ERAP: in year 2000 we send our man to the sun… OTHERS: thats impossible!… ERAP: Stupid! we will land at night!! Related […]
erap & lacson in buybust op. erap: freeze! lacson: sir mga kasamahan natin yan. erap: ah ganoon ba? ok, DEFROST! Related Why did they have gulags in Russia ? HOMELESS GLORIA Tanghalian nang mga Magsasaka
Erap : Pull
Erap and Jinggoy to watch a movie. Before entering, Erap reads sign on the door: "PULL" Erap: "tsk tsk. Balik na lang tayo bukas. Puno na naman eh!" Related Mga pangako Medical check-up ni Erap para makaiwas sa kasalanan mo The Ruins of Zimbabwe