ERAP to Anti-Organized Crime Task Force Chief LACSON Lacson: Mr. President, eto ang mga litrato ng mga most wanted criminals natin. Matinding manhunt na po ang ating isinasagawa para mahuli silang lahat! Erap: Ganun ba! Eh bakit n’yo pa sila pinakawalan nang kunan n’yo sila ng litrato?!!! Related GLORIA SPECIAL PRAYER 4 PGMA Bagong Batas […]
Genie : Wish ka! Erap: Lagyan mo ng flyovers ang buong Pilipinas! etong Mapa! Genie : Hirap naman! Iba na lang! Erap: Gawin mo akong matalino! Genie : Asan na nga yung mapa? Related Cabinet meeting computer lab difficult stories comments issues american knock ! knock !
Marcos proved that you’ll be very rich if you become President. Cory proved that anyone can be President. Erap proved that we don’t need a President! Related Erap : Apollo 13 si doktor Si Gloria na naman!!? Tanghalian nang mga Magsasaka
1) Open a new Microsoft Word document, 2) Type the phrase: I’d like Erap to resign. 3) Highlight the phrase and open Thesaurus under>>Tools>>Language>>Thesaurus. 4) You’ll probably agree with what Microsoft has to say! It says: I’ll drink to that. Related Erap and Jingoy Ibig sabihin ng “INRI” Kasabihan Walang Hanggan Ang Tsaa
JINGGOY: Dad, ano nga palang tawag sa damit pangbuntis? Fraternity dress? ERAP:Tangga, panlalake yon. Sorrority Dress dapat. ERAP: Soli ko nabili kong VHS tape. CLERK: anong problema? ERAP: Walang picture saka sound. Sayang suspense thriller pa yata. CLERK: Anong title? ERAP: Head Cleaner. JINGGOY:Pa, nood tayo ng Apollo 13. ERAP:Ikaw na lang hindi ko pa […]
reporter: mr. president, have you watched "Apollo 13". erap: no, i might not undertand it. reporter: why?? erap: because i wasn’t able to watch Apollo part 1 to 12. Related Ang Ulam At ang Asin Si Gloria na naman!!? sa langit napunta si cong!!!!! Corruption
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Erap are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Erap thought it was a gum wrapper. Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease? A: […]
ERAP visiting marines in Mindanao:Why are the soldiers sad? GENERAL Ver: fatigue lang sir. ERAP:Simple solusyon-palitan ang fatig,suot sila ng maong. Related lagot ka sa nanay mo COUP D ETAT 1964 Nobel Peace Prize . Nazi leaders are part Jewish .
ERAP w/ d AFP Chief n RAM r tokng abt coup rumors. After 5 hrs of dedlok RAM oferd a compromis. If ERAP spels d words COUP D ETAT,d coup s off. ERAP: Gera nalang! Related erap and fvr erap and others How they differs? There’s an elephant between us .
WRNING 2 ALL TXTRS: gälit na c eräp na ginawa syang LOKO at BOBO sa txt ngayon. kpag ttuloy pa ito ay ipputol na nya ang linya nyo. may advice na sya sa MERALCO Related Manoling en Erap… lagot ka sa nanay mo the perfect president GLORIA
CHINA: In year 2000 we send our man to space … RUSSIA: In year to 2000 we send our man to the moon… USA: In year 2000 we send our man to mars… ERAP: in year 2000 we send our man to the sun… OTHERS: thats impossible!… ERAP: Stupid! we will land at night!! Related […]
erap & lacson in buybust op. erap: freeze! lacson: sir mga kasamahan natin yan. erap: ah ganoon ba? ok, DEFROST! Related erap and others Erap ERAP Manila Traffic
Erap : Pull
Erap and Jinggoy to watch a movie. Before entering, Erap reads sign on the door: "PULL" Erap: "tsk tsk. Balik na lang tayo bukas. Puno na naman eh!" Related Erap : Apollo 13 gma & garci HOMELESS COUP D ETAT