Erap : Pull
Erap and Jinggoy to watch a movie. Before entering, Erap reads sign on the door: "PULL" Erap: "tsk tsk. Balik na lang tayo bukas. Puno na naman eh!" Related There’s an elephant between us . Erap erap and others the perfect president
Erap and Jinggoy to watch a movie. Before entering, Erap reads sign on the door: "PULL" Erap: "tsk tsk. Balik na lang tayo bukas. Puno na naman eh!" Related There’s an elephant between us . Erap erap and others the perfect president
ERAP to Anti-Organized Crime Task Force Chief LACSON Lacson: Mr. President, eto ang mga litrato ng mga most wanted criminals natin. Matinding manhunt na po ang ating isinasagawa para mahuli silang lahat! Erap: Ganun ba! Eh bakit n’yo pa sila pinakawalan nang kunan n’yo sila ng litrato?!!! Related Erap,Pedro en Juan Luncheon knock ! knock […]
Genie : Wish ka! Erap: Lagyan mo ng flyovers ang buong Pilipinas! etong Mapa! Genie : Hirap naman! Iba na lang! Erap: Gawin mo akong matalino! Genie : Asan na nga yung mapa? Related para makaiwas sa kasalanan mo Corruption fatigue lang sir Erap’s the best
Marcos proved that you’ll be very rich if you become President. Cory proved that anyone can be President. Erap proved that we don’t need a President! Related freeze! Corruption BArADO SI manloloko Tanghalian nang mga Magsasaka
1) Open a new Microsoft Word document, 2) Type the phrase: I’d like Erap to resign. 3) Highlight the phrase and open Thesaurus under>>Tools>>Language>>Thesaurus. 4) You’ll probably agree with what Microsoft has to say! It says: I’ll drink to that. Related si erap at si fvr The President and the camera . Erap : Apollo […]
JINGGOY: Dad, ano nga palang tawag sa damit pangbuntis? Fraternity dress? ERAP:Tangga, panlalake yon. Sorrority Dress dapat. ERAP: Soli ko nabili kong VHS tape. CLERK: anong problema? ERAP: Walang picture saka sound. Sayang suspense thriller pa yata. CLERK: Anong title? ERAP: Head Cleaner. JINGGOY:Pa, nood tayo ng Apollo 13. ERAP:Ikaw na lang hindi ko pa […]
reporter: mr. president, have you watched "Apollo 13". erap: no, i might not undertand it. reporter: why?? erap: because i wasn’t able to watch Apollo part 1 to 12. Related Lacson and Erap The Ruins of Zimbabwe Kasabihan Walang Hanggan Corruption
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Erap are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Erap thought it was a gum wrapper. Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease? A: […]
ERAP visiting marines in Mindanao:Why are the soldiers sad? GENERAL Ver: fatigue lang sir. ERAP:Simple solusyon-palitan ang fatig,suot sila ng maong. Related difficult stories comments issues american pipol say… 1969 Moon landing hayup
ERAP w/ d AFP Chief n RAM r tokng abt coup rumors. After 5 hrs of dedlok RAM oferd a compromis. If ERAP spels d words COUP D ETAT,d coup s off. ERAP: Gera nalang! Related GLORIA WRNING 2 ALL TXTRS Top 10 Reasons Vote wisely
WRNING 2 ALL TXTRS: gälit na c eräp na ginawa syang LOKO at BOBO sa txt ngayon. kpag ttuloy pa ito ay ipputol na nya ang linya nyo. may advice na sya sa MERALCO Related Manoling en Erap… “Pano pinatay si Jose Rizal?” Mabuhay! Suicide.( ERAP ) Give me a sign!!!
CHINA: In year 2000 we send our man to space … RUSSIA: In year to 2000 we send our man to the moon… USA: In year 2000 we send our man to mars… ERAP: in year 2000 we send our man to the sun… OTHERS: thats impossible!… ERAP: Stupid! we will land at night!! Related […]
erap & lacson in buybust op. erap: freeze! lacson: sir mga kasamahan natin yan. erap: ah ganoon ba? ok, DEFROST! Related si doktor get that woman!!! Si Gloria na naman!!? hayup
Manila Traffic
Sung to the tune of WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND! Christmas rush, are you list’ning In the lanes, cops are whist’ling A horrible sight, another long night Caught in a Manila Traffic Jam There’s a jam in Ayala There’s a flood in Buendia A bus cuts me here, a truck hits my rear Caught in […]