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What do you get if you crss a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
A man on holiday in India soon out about a monastery,high in the hills, the only way to get to itis to take a half hour ride in a basket,being hoisted up the cliff face. The man decides this wuold be an adventurous thing to do, so he goes and askeds the monk at the bottom of the cliff weather he can get a lift up, the monk agrees and they begin the journey.A bout a halfway through, the man noticesthat the rope that basket is hoisted up on his very frayed, fearful, he asked the monk"How often does this rope get replaced?"The monks think on this for a few seconds and he replies"Whenever it breaks".

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