Q: What’s the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.
Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.
Q: Bakit intsik ang kinikidnap hindi bumbay?
A:Kasi pag bumbay, ang bayaran ng ransom ay hulugan, sa intsik cash!
Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?
A: It’s fresh and contains antibodies for protection against infection. The best is that it comes in a very attractive container!
Q: Why should we not pass judgement on Monica Lewinsky?
A: Kasi "NAPASUBO LANG SIYA!"
Q: Ano mangyayari kay tweety bird kapag uminom siya ng viagra?
A: Magiging BIG BIRD.
Q: Ano ang difference ng bading at cannibal?
A: Ang cannival kumakain ng ka-URI, ang bading kumakain ng ka-ARI!
mystic_love_03@yahoo.com
What do you think ?
April 11, 2009
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Q: What’s the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.
Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.
Q: Bakit intsik ang kinikidnap hindi bumbay?
A:Kasi pag bumbay, ang bayaran ng ransom ay hulugan, sa intsik cash!
Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?
A: It’s fresh and contains antibodies for protection against infection. The best is that it comes in a very attractive container!
Q: Why should we not pass judgement on Monica Lewinsky?
A: Kasi "NAPASUBO LANG SIYA!"
Q: Ano mangyayari kay tweety bird kapag uminom siya ng viagra?
A: Magiging BIG BIRD.
Q: Ano ang difference ng bading at cannibal?
A: Ang cannival kumakain ng ka-URI, ang bading kumakain ng ka-ARI!
mystic_love_03@yahoo.com
What do you think ?
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