U’r like…

1. U’r like my kulangot ….. ‘coz u’r so hard to get
2. U’r like my kuto ….. i can’t get u out of my head
3. U’r like my pustiso ….. i can’t smile wid out u
4. U’r like a suppository ….. u bring out what’s bad in me
5. U’r like a yosi vendor ….. u give me HOPE & MORE
6. U’r like Ovaltine ….. i jus can’t get enough
7. U’r like my bra ….. salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko
8. U’r like my shoes ….. u’r always there wherever i go
9. U’r like constipation ….. u take my breath away
10. U’r like my sweat ….. u relieve me when i’m hot
11. U’r like Extelcom ….. u never stop caring about me
12. U’r like SM ….. ‘coz u’ve got it all
13. U’r like a Balikbayan Box ….. because i get excited when u arrive
14. U’r like a jingle joke ….. u bring tha corny out of me.

What do you think ?