Three men

THREE MEN – AN AMERICAN, A JAPANESE AND A FILIPINO

Three men – – one American, one Japanese and a Filipino were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained,
"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Filipino, not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went into the toilet. When he returned, a piece of toilet paper was dangling from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Filipino finally said…
"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I’M GETTING A FAX!"

What do you think ?