(on a deck of a ship.. an ilokana trow her laptop at the water)
ilokana: we have lots of laptop in ilokos
(then a tagalog also trew her cp at the water)
tagalog: there are lots of cp in manila
(then a beutiful lady came to join... the igorota push the girl down the sea)
all: omg why did you push her?
Igorota: dont worry there are lots of beautiful girls in Cordillera