HISTORY
Teacher"ok class,, ang ating aralin ay history..
sino nakaka kilala kay jose rizal?
ikaw juan, sino si jose rizal?
JUAN"di ko po alam mam,,,
Teacher"ikaw nene?
NENE"di ko din po alam mam,,
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Si Juan Maker of allen
Unang pasukan nila Juan tinanong siya ng teacher niya 1+1= sabi ni Juan di ko po alam eh pi na uwi siya tapos sabi niya sa nanay niya mag aral daw siya ng mabuti tapos bumalik sa school tapos sabi ng
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Inspirasyon
Sabi nila, masayang mag-aral kapag may inspirasyon.
Laging blooming, nag-aayos at masaya.
Ngunit anong silbi ng inspirasyon mo kung ganito ang isosolve mo:
integral 4x^2-3x+2/4x^2-4x+3dx[use
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#1,#2, AND #3
teacher:okay class he have a assignmet,is 3 english words...
#1:mine will be ahh yes we are!
#2:mine is 8:00!
#3:mine,let's go!
(there was a dead person......)
police:did you kill the person???
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TEACHER
TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!
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.,.if your not green minded.,.
boy:tikman mo ito masarap ito
girl:ayoko..
boy:bilis na....
girl:ayoko nga..
boy:bilis na
girl:ayoko may kulay puti
boy:ano naman!!?
ayoko may buhok..
The Answer Is....
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.......................
Boy : Ganda ng eyes mo
Girl : yess
Boy : Ganda ng ears mo
GIrl : syempre
Boy : ganda ng lips mo
Girl : Its true
Boy : Ganda ng face mo
Girl : Yes Why not?
Boy : Buti pa ikaw pinanganak na good
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Smoke
Papunta na si Garet s school niya kasi kasali siya sa interschool quiz bee.
Tatay:Garet,galingan mo ha?
Garet:Yes tay,I will bring home the bacon.
Tatay:sure..masarap un..
Garet:hehe(akala niya
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shut up, manners and poop
one day, there were 3 men named shut up, manners and poop. manners is picking up poop in school. one cop saw shut up and asked: cop:hi! what's your name sir? shut up: shut up cop: what's your name?
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Ang Assighnment ni Pedro
Si Pedro may assighnment nanay niya nagbabalat ng sibuyas tinanong niya pedro:naynay ano sagot sa number 1?
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daniel
Pedro: oi juan mtalino kb??
Juan: oo naman noh!!
pedro: cge nga,, use POL 4 times in a sentence
Juan: mukhang mhrap yan ah..
Pedro: mdali lang yan
Juan: cge nga kaw gumagawa!!
Pedro:
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ang teacher at ang estudyante
teacher:verb is an action word,john give me an example
john:went
teacher:use it in a sentence
john:sarah go went to the mall
teacher:wrong,pag may went wala ng go
john:mali yung go apelyido ni
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ang teacher at ang estudyante
teacher:verb is an action word,john give me an example
john:went
teacher:use it in a sentence
john:sarah go went to the mall
teacher:wrong,pag may went wala ng go
john:mali yung go apelyido ni
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Late
Na Late si Juan sa room.
Guro : oh Juan late ka. Bakit ka late?
Juan : Kasi may nakita akong nawawala ung pera.
Guro : Tinulungan mo?
Juan : Hindi!
Guro : Anu ginawa mo?
Juan : Tinapakan ko ung
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Si Pedro at Juan
Si Pedro at Juan Ay nag-uusap sa school.
Pedro : Bakit ang pandak mo Juan?
Juan : Kasi maaga ako naulila
Pedro : Anu naman connection dun
Juan : siyempre wala sakin nagpalaki.
Oo nga naman
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Funny
Guro : Pedro Spell Horse!
Pedro : H....O....
Guro : Bilisan mo!'
Pedro : H...O...R
Guro : Bilisan mo sabi eh!
Pedro : Yah! Tigidig! Tigidig! Tigidig!
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Iritating ka masyado
Si ma'm inutusan si juan na kuwain yung lesson plan
Mam: Juan kuwain mo nga yung lesson plan ko
juan: sa gr. 3 o gr.4
Mam:Gr 4
juan:cabinet o teacher's table
mam: Cabinet
juan:Taas o baba
Mam:
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Explorer
PROFESSOR: Name one famous explorer..
student1: Ferdinand Magellan
student2: Vasco De Gama
student3: Ruy Lopez De Villalobos
JUAN: Dora The Explorer! XD
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Juan
Isang araw, nakaupo c juan sa may pintuan... wala syang kasama sa bahay... nanay-ine-enroll sya sa school... tatay-nagta-trabaho....kuya at ate- nage-enroll...
Pumunta sya sa bahay ng kanyang
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sad story
sad story
nakita ni pedro ang mga nakakumpulang tao
may naaksidenta dahil sa kagustuhan ni pedro na makita yung nabanga
gumawa sya ng eksena
sabi ni pedro
pedro:tumabi kyo thats my brother
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