Albay,Bicol Use I’ll buy and Be cool in a sentence. The tourist wnt to Mayon Volcano in ’I’ll buy, be cool. Who’s calling? Use ’schooling’ in a sentence. Hello! Who ’schooling’? A Jew Use adieu in a sentence. If you are ’adieu’, the Nazis will kill you. The counter Use ’decanter’ in a sentence. You […]

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Have you ever wondered how you would have fared as either a LaSallite or an Atenean? Here’s your chance to find out! Take either the La Salle Final Exams or the Ateneo Final Exams. Or take both and find out what makes each one tick. ATENEO de MANILA UNIVERSITY FINAL EXAMINATIONS Instructions: Read each question […]

og:aling tariray,gusto ko po sanang ligawan ang anak nyo. aling tariray:di ba ikaw si og na kaklasmeyt ng anak ko?….mm…wag muna nag-aaral pa ang aking anak! og:sige po…kapag UWIAN na lang namin…. sana nagustohan nyo!!!:) Related Bottom of the class improved . math class What did you learn today?” Deodorant

sir: anung meron????? bata: away…. bata: sia hinahon bata: gera sir: ah ok. cge ipagpatuloy……. 1 TrUlAlU 2 eKlAvU 3 tRulalU 4 TrUlAlU 5 EkLaVU 6 TrUlAlU 7 eKlAvU 8 tRulalU 9 TrUlAlU 10 EkLaVU SUMASAGOT PLA NG TRUE OR FALSE TEST…. Related Mt. Apo You Might Be a School teacher if… KONYO Sabay Matulog

Parisukat ugat ng ekis sa kapangyarihan ng dalawang ekis… in english: "square root of X to the power of 2X.." unya, makasurvive kaha ta kung tagalog pa ang math?! hehehe.. nosebleed… Related You Might Be a School teacher if… Big boys in the Art Gallery . playboy Late

ang pogi ni sir, anu kaya ang gagawin ko para mapansin nia akuh? ahh!! alam ko na!! ilalagay ko sa mesa ang panty kuh.. Sir: kaninong panty ito? girl: akin po (kilig xia) Sir: may tae… *ouch.. laking pahiya nun* Related Hay Naku Inday! significantly american warm Translation Teachers warn of Stranger Danger

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Matandang dalaga si Miss Tumbok.Dahil siguro sa duling ito at sobra pa ang payat ay walang nanligaw dito.Isang araw sa eskwela….. Miss Tumbok: Ano sa ENglish ang hindi kapanipaniwala? Yes Jinky? Jinky: unbelievable. Miss Tumbok: Tama. Ano naman ang baligtaran sa English? Yes Ramil? Ramil: reversible. Miss Tumbok: Tama. Ano naman sa English yong mero […]

A schoolboy asks his teacher : Is it OK to be prejudice ? And the teacher replies : In schools we teachers judge the school children by a number , we also judge a used car by a number on the odometer , we judge a book by its’ cover and we also beleive that […]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a […]

The teacher is showing the big boys a statue of Venus in The Paris Louvre . The teacher asks Johny : " What do you like about this statue ? " and Johny says " The Artwork " ………The teacher asks Kevin " What do you like about this statue ? " and Kevin says […]

When I was at school , I was so dumb the teacher said to me : " Andy Wilmot , you’re so dumb that when you leave school , you will go straight onto the unemployment heap ! "………………….and I said back to the teacher : " I’m so smart at managing money , I […]

In an exclusive private school , the preists and teachers help the children . Later these preists and teachers help themselves to the children . Related Gorilla Wars dermatologist zero pud Libro

There’s this lesbian school teacher in the girls’ showers , this teacher is addicted to perving on girls in the showers . The girls report this matter to the school principal , and she continues to perv on the girls in the showers , so the girls report this bad behaviour to the police …………………..Under […]