Mt. Apo
Guro: Juan, saan makikita ang Mt. Apo? Juan: Aba, ewan ko sa inyo sir! Kung saan-saan nyo pinaglalalagay, tapos ako tatanungin nyo! Umayos nga kayo sir! Related Dear Ate Menggay Expensive education Drugs or Booze Food for today
Guro: Juan, saan makikita ang Mt. Apo? Juan: Aba, ewan ko sa inyo sir! Kung saan-saan nyo pinaglalalagay, tapos ako tatanungin nyo! Umayos nga kayo sir! Related Dear Ate Menggay Expensive education Drugs or Booze Food for today
Guro: Juan, saan makikita ang Mt. Apo? Juan: Aba, ewan ko sa inyo sir! Kung saan-saan nyo pinaglalalagay, tapos ako tatanungin nyo! Umayos nga kayo sir! Related tanga k?? You Might Be a School teacher if… Dear Ate Menggay SAri Sari
teacher: class, use dermatologist in a sentence. juan: DEAR MA, TOLO GIST na karon ang itlog sa manok, upat kung gagmay……… zaldy from butuan loddy_dude123@yahoo.com Related kinsay nangopya? Wala Lang Pocket Teachers warn of Stranger Danger
One schoolgirl says to another schoolgirl : " Is there a gun in that male teachers’ pocket ? " and the other girl says " I’m not sure but yes butt’ everytime he has a good time slapping girls on the bare bottoms ……………it looks as though there is a gun in his pocket ! […]
PROUNOUNCATIONs May isang bata..Pangalan elina… Guro: Elina, How can you prounouce ur name? Elina: IHINA Guro:Really?We will prounounce it ihina Elina:Mam…I Said naiihi na po me!!! -PAPUNTA SA BATHROOM, NATUTULO NA IHI NI IHINA!!!- Lolz (Laugh out Loud) hehe!Rate me Plz! Related Teachers warn of Stranger Danger Manirap University I-1 class ’01-’02 RHS who became […]
If you are blind people shout at you because they think that you are deaf , that’s prejudice ………………If you are accademicaly dumb , teachers ( who are extremely prejudice ) think that you are dumb at driving , managing money , raising children . Why do they call them teachers when these child measurers […]
Teachers do a good job of warning children about the dangers of " Stranger Danger " , that is very good . But have you noticed that when the police bust a child pornography ring , they always arrest a lot of teachers ……………….it makes the strangers look well behaved . Related ang teacher at […]
teacher: what is our national bird? that begin with the letter M? student; manok….!!!! teacher: brown ang kulay…. student; fried chicken..!!!! teacher: hindi, maliliit ito..pero itsurang ibon pa rin… student; ahhhh…..maggi chicken cube….!!!!! zaldy from butuan loddy_dude1232yahoo.com simple_jessie123@yahoo.com Related speech Mas Sikat French Lesson Prinsesa
pupil: mam, unsa ng chicken fox? teacher: english na sa manok gikaon sa buang iro…. pupil: kanang bird flu mam? teacher: ay…kabugo jud nimo oi… past tense na sa bird fly… zaldy from butuan loddy_dude1232yahoo.com simple_jessie123@yahoo.com Related Deaf and dumb prejudices . 7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children tanga k?? in a class…
The dumb boy is the bottom of the class and so is the inteligent with the most beautiful bottom……………hip hip hooray . Related Multivitamins Young Winston is caned . Walas tik Ang ASsignment Ni Pedro
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PROF:meron bang tanga d2 s klase? kung meron tumayo!!!!! (my 2maung studyante) PROF: tanga k? STDNT: naawa lng aq sau sir, kw lng nkatau eh………smahan n kta!!!!! hi po……… ahmm…. add nyo nmn po mga frnds q frndster!!! jennina_balba@yahoo.com pinkbox23@yahoo.com beamarie_15@yahoo.com gueh…. tnx!!!! Related Use puera in a sentence admu dlsu Things we learn in […]
pupil 1: bai, nakahimo kag assignment? pupil 2; wala jud, papel ra ako gipass kay lisod….kaw? pupil 1: nah…papel ra pod akong gipass. pupil 2; patay……!!!!! ingnon na pod tag nag kopyahay ta.. zaldy of butuan loddy_dude123@yahoo.com simple_jeesie123@yahoo.com Related gitubag ang prayer Dear Ate Menggay bata pinakabagong salawikain ng pilipino
There’s this homosexual teacher who is perving on boys in the school showers . The boys report this bad behaviour by a teacher to the schools’ principal , but yes butt’ he still continues to perv on boys in the school showers …………………The boys decide to report this matter to the police , and while […]
Perving teacher .
When I was at school there was this homosexual teacher , who perved on the boys in the school showers ……………….That’s something I can’t faggot ( not a spelling mistake ) . Related daniel First day sa school Fact The biggest loser