Camel

The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in
the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept
there.

Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have … urges. That’s why we have
the camel,sir.

"The Captain says, "I can’t say that I condone this, but I understand
about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own
urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his
pants, and has sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First
Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

No sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town."

What do you think ?

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