Expert Hunter

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about
his
hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could
dispute
that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would
recognize
any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole
he
would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the
animal.
The
hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the
drinks,
and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin.
After
feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the
bullet
hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought
him
another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit
longer
this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right
again.

Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every
time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of
his
mind,and went to sleep.
The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell
of
a
shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not
drunk
enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this
blackeye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into
bed
and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and
loudly
announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."

What do you think ?