Man on Airplane
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him to use the ladies room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the fateful mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons.
He carefully pressed the first button marked WW and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom. He thought, golly, the gals really have it made…..
Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA and warm air dried his bottom quickly. He thought that was out of this world. The button marked PP yielded a large powder puff that powdered his bottom lightly. Well, naturally, he couldn’t resist the last button marked ATR…….
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for a nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies room aboard a plane." The nurse replied, "Yes: you were having a great time until you pressed the button marked ATR; which stands for automatic tampon remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
What do you think ?
August 6, 2002
A….T….R !
Man on Airplane
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him to use the ladies room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the fateful mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons.
He carefully pressed the first button marked WW and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom. He thought, golly, the gals really have it made…..
Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA and warm air dried his bottom quickly. He thought that was out of this world. The button marked PP yielded a large powder puff that powdered his bottom lightly. Well, naturally, he couldn’t resist the last button marked ATR…….
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for a nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies room aboard a plane." The nurse replied, "Yes: you were having a great time until you pressed the button marked ATR; which stands for automatic tampon remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
What do you think ?
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