In the movies

Have you ever noticed when you’re watching the movies people never go to the toilet . Fifty five Days in Peking , Around the World in Eighty Days , not to mention Seven years in Tibet , without going to the toilet , that’s incredible ………………..People urinate when they’re frightened and in those World War One movies , not a single soldier complains about the stenches in the trenches ……………….And have you seen the movie entitled Easy Rider , Peter Fonda and Tom Hooper drive their motorcycles all the way from Los Angeles to New Orleans ( or should I say , what’s left of New Orleans ) in this movie Peter Fonda and Tom Hooper ride their motorcycles , they eat , they sleep , they talk about UFO s , they smoke marijuana and even snort cocaine but not once did Peter and Tom go behind a tree to go to the toilet……………….And finaly John Wayne says " A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do , and as a man gets older he does it more often " ……….it’s time to go to the toilet .

What do you think ?

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