Ahas!!!Ahas!!!

A Father from another country came back home to his son, an 8 year old boy:
Tatay: oh! son i missed you. i have a pasalubong…
Anak: talaga…? ano po yun daddy?
Tatay: oh, alagaan mo yan ha? wag mo yan iiwanan kung san san lang
Anak: ano pa ba yan?
Tatay: oh ito o, a 6 feet long snake
Anak: ano po? kayo talaga nagpapatawa, eh wala naman pong paa and snake ha…

What do you think ?