Laura Croft gets a poison dart

Laura Croft and Indiana Jones are standing in awe at an unknown pyramid in the jungle of Southern Mexico . Something terrible happens , a poison dart hits Laura Croft in the left buttock and Laura Croft falls flat on her not so flat chest ……….Laura Croft pleads for help from Indiana Jones . Indiana Jones says " You have been hit by a poison dart in the left buttock , if I don’t pull down your pants and suck the poison out within thirty seconds , you will die "………..Laura Croft says to Indiana Jones " Please , please , please pull down my pants and suck out the poison "…………and indiana Jones says " The film censors won’t allow me to do that……….You’re going to die ! " .

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