Jennifer Lopez at school .
When Jennifer Lopez went to school she was , for obvious reasons………….the bottom of the class . Related You look like bagong baby ni jinky pacquioa We pirates have scottish accents . Prusisyon
When Jennifer Lopez went to school she was , for obvious reasons………….the bottom of the class . Related You look like bagong baby ni jinky pacquioa We pirates have scottish accents . Prusisyon
Dean Martin was an actor / singer and his best song is entitled " Just bumming around "…………….isn’t that what teachers do in school showers ? . Related Sequel to ” One foot in the grave R… ang artistang iyakin Every Picture tells a story . Mikee and Dudut
On a hot Summers’ night two men are sleeping under the stars . One man says " I thought I saw a shooting star "…………the other man says " I thought that John Wayne and Arnold Schwartzenigger were shooting stars " . Related Star Wars screw up . Sci’ Fi’ Spy movie . rgergerger bangka
The movie entitled " Grand Prix " made in 1966 , had crashes , trips to hospital , worried wives and death . This movie should have been named…………." Grim Prix " . Related bixing!! Ang Tatay VS Anak dagul at bitoy Paul McArtney and Heather Mills .
Violent movies were not reviewed by the censors . Censors are now reviewing pornographic movies , they are enjoying their perv and that which gets cut out is put into the censors’……………..secret pornography collection . Related Supergirl breaks the sound barrier . sharon cubeta read it…or else KAISA- ISANG HILING
In a movie a beautiful young woman uses a fancy car to attract the men , she is naked and doesn’t need that car to attract the men . Related Ang Barbero At Amerikano Dave Allems’ grave . Voltes V Grim Prix
A group of Germans are visiting Universal Studios in Hollywood . The little German boy is very , very badly behaved . The security guard asks his mother " What’s the name of your little boy , he is a little monster ? " and his mother replies " The name of my little boy […]
The greatest comedian of all time is Irelands’ Dave Allen . When Dave Allen made lots and lots of money he put the Royal Bank of Scotland ( RBS ). Dave Allens’ comedy is RBS racist , blasthfemous and sexist . Related interview with morales kumpisal aLaSkA mEn……… nO maLice..
Where did Michael Jackson come from ? I don’t know , but judging by what he looks like , with those big eyes , he came from………………….a Japanese cartoon . Related Mommy Ang Barbero At Amerikano Juliet says something more modern . Quotes
At the start of a movie there is a viewer warning : This movie is not to be viewed by people under the age of eighteen . There are violins , six scenes and new Datsuns . Related pano namatay si wolverine? Mommy Rubish dump in a Sci’ Fi’ movie … Dave Allems’ grave .
At the end of World War Two Igor Sikorsky was building the first helicopter with a " Tadpole " form or shape . He used his helicopter to……………….drop in on freinds . Related Dave Allems’ grave . Batty Vampire They flew to fame . To atract the men
In the TV series entitled " Star Trek " , the Star ship Enterprise was haunted by Mister Spook . Related Dracula gets washed ay bakla Mikee and Dudut sussy
A book about the history of aeroplanes , is called " They flew to Fame " , this book is about Aviation pioneers sush as Louis Bleriot , the first to cross the English Channel in the year 1908 . A little boy looks at this book and asks his Father " Daddy , Where […]
The hospital ward in Hollywood is full of sick and dying stars . The vine that Tarzan swings on snapped , Darth Vader is dying of emphysema , Dracula is dying of AIDS and a carnivourious plant bit the bottom of Tarzans’ Jane . Related Lost sight of Jennifer Lopez’ bottom . Jean Saburit xnnpOpQsByizv […]
Frank Sinatra song .
Frank Sinatra has a song called " Strangers in the night "…………….in the movies………….isn’t that what rapists are ? Related Viewer Warning . Sahugan mo ng…. kHuLetZ!!??