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Where was Bill Gates caught with his pants down ?…….. In a Nerdist colony . Related CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms Teacher na palaging nasa CR! Cup Holder Programmer Flat Tire

At major airports around the World , customs demand your portable computer . Customs people say that they are looking for pornographic images , what they realy want to see is something more enjoyable to look at than …….pornography ………..it’s your banking details . Related DORA!!! Ewww… Sticky! “computer” I wanna hold your credit card […]

In the year 1968 Steppenwolf wrote a song about internet surfing entitled " Born To Be Wired "…………….Here are some of the songs’ words : Get your modems running , head out on The Information Superhiggway , look at lots of pornography and whatever fullfills your dreams ……..Born to be wired ….Born to be wired […]

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The man who is a panel beater is married to a woman who repairs computers , both he and she make their living from ……..crashes . Related uw1clfhoi9 Life Before the Computer No Title Programming Languages are Like Cars

Bill Gates goes into his kitchen to make a sandwich . What did Bill Gates put into that sandwich ? SPAM……SPAM…..SPAM……SPAM.. Related Doctor Smith says . uw1clfhoi9 Programming Languages are Like Cars Terrific Linux and Apple OS .

Si Ruben he was found guilty!!! Judge: ano gusto mong parusa? Silya Elektrika o papasukan ng saging sa puwet. Ruben: siyempre papasukan ng saging sa puwet, ayoko pa namang mamatay eh! Araw na upang parusahan si Ruben. Guard: Oi Ruben sumama ka sakin sa Execution Room paparusahan ka na!!! Ruben: Oo eto na ko. Sobrang […]

Thanks to space exploration a camera that doesn’t use chemichal film was invented and developed , today we call this invention the digital camera . What you don’t spend on film is spent on batteries , your money no longer goes to Agfa , Kodak and Fuji . Your money goes to Eveready and Duracell […]

Apple Corporation has introduced a new computer , it has been named " The Apple 500 " . The Apple 500 is made in India and has been nicknamed the " Indian Apple 500 " and on this computer is A.J.Foyts’ website . Related Teacher na palaging nasa CR! Ang Ulam At ang Asin Engot […]

Mervin has 45.000 images of naked women on the hard disc drive ( H.D.D. ) of his computor , to aquire all of these pictuers he has done a lot of perving . His nickname is…………..Pervin’ Mervin . Related interviewer Steppenwolf song . Live DVD skul bukol

A computer magazine had a " live " DVD in it , how can a DVD be live when all DVDs have computer applications and recorded TV shows …………………..LIVE spelled backwards is EVIL . Related Saging Justice All programmers are playwrights Genie PC, mini and mainframe