In the last month Apple and Linux have both introduced fantastic new operating systems or O S ………………It’s curtains for Windows ! . Related uw1clfhoi9 Christmas and Halloween Mixed Up Y2K Cheap travel

In the movies they drive cars without windsheild wipers , this will cause a crash they also turn off computors with a flick of a switch , this will also cause a crash . Related Programming Languages are Like Cars Name That Virus PC, mini and mainframe you can’t resist

The computor was destined to get a virus , its’ owner / operator was a hypocondriac . Related Doctor Smith says . uw1clfhoi9 Future Operating Systems ….

A crystal ball was placed on table and Bill Gates was at his fortune teller . She tells Bill Gates the glooomy future and this is what she said " As I look into the crystal ball , I see a window and outside the window is an apple tree and under the apple tree […]

Traveling is expensive , and the most expensive part of traveling is being in the aeroplane .How do you travel on the cheap ? …………..Microsoft Flight Simulator . Related All programmers are playwrights ang juice at saging Help ….

Every day Emails come from Europe saying that I have won ten million or so dollars ……………..this makes no sense / cents……………Buck off ! . Related Programmer Flat Tire …. Mortal Wombat >>>FRIENDSTER

In the year 1975 The United States of America launched an unmanned spacecraft to explore the Solar System . Placed on this spacecraft is a plaque , and on this plaque was an illustration showing that the planets and ours is third from the Sun . The man and woman on the plaque are in […]

They say disaters come in threes : First there is Sigmund Freud , second is Hugh Hefner and third comes Bill Gates . What does this all ad up to ?……………..Pornography all over the place . Related >>>FRIENDSTER sandali lang Customs demand your portable computer . Digital cameras use no film .

There used to be a TV show called " Lost in Space " , where the inteligent beings from Outer Space speak English and have American accents . Doctor Smith is always stupidly saying " Oooh ooh the pain , the pain , the pain " . Doctor Smith got his hands on a computor […]

There is a violent virtual reality game developed in Australia . It is called " Mortal Wombat " , people score points by seeing how far can a dingo and a drongo and finaly how much can a Koala bear . Related uw1clfhoi9 My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse. hindi pa’t hindi rin Kasabihan […]

There is an old Beatles song entitled " I wanna hold your hand " , with todays’ computor technology this song would be called " I wanna hold your credit card " . Related Programmer Flat Tire Smoker – Programmer Disasters come in threes . Mura lang

How computers become obsolete so quickly . In a 1972 edition of Mad Magazine it reads " Big computer in Washington is watching you " . Now in the year 2007 " Small computors everywhere are watching you " . Related Install adik Sa KoMPUTEr!! Destined to get a virus All programmers are playwrights

A man takes his computer in for repairs , he says to the computor repairman that the mouse doesn’t work . The repairman examines the computor and finds nothing wrong , what was wrong is that the computors’ owner had…………three blind mice . Related Destined to get a virus Ang Tsaa No Title Engot

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer: "You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won’t boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is […]

The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting. The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory. The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e- mails everyone about […]