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An alcoholic son wrote a lettr: BEER dad, GIN na ako iinom ulit,WHISKY kelan. TANDUAY mo yan,tiTEQUILAN ko na! pRHUMis po! Your SAN,MIGUEL. Related Nobody loves you ay si misis.. joke un Lucy’s Legs
An alcoholic son wrote a lettr: BEER dad, GIN na ako iinom ulit,WHISKY kelan. TANDUAY mo yan,tiTEQUILAN ko na! pRHUMis po! Your SAN,MIGUEL. Related Nobody loves you ay si misis.. joke un Lucy’s Legs
my tatlong lasing nag papagalingan ng ASO… #1:ung aso ko pare,,ang galing galing nun…2 wing umaga kumakahol un pra magising ako…un ang alarm clock ko!!! #2:WALEY(wala) sa aso ko yn..ung aso ko alrm clock ko din.. sinasampahan pa ung kama ko tpos talon ng tlon para magising ako… sayu tahol lang… #3:WALEY pla yan sa […]
dalwang mag kumpare nag uusap… pare1: pare ung misis mo,, alam kong nang lalalake yan pre… pare2: bakit mo naman nasabing nang lalalake misis ko ehh nsa trabaho un mag damag kahapon.. pare1: pre kagabi mali ka… kagabi ako tinatrabaho nyan sa bahay!! hehee Related ….HUbog>>>>. rise worldwide page turner Ngo-ngo
my tatlong mag kakaibigan lasing,,nag tatalo sa mga lolo… lasing1: pare ung lolo ko,, ang lakas nun,,lumaban ng saksakan un,,, 20 kalaban sya lang mag isa.. patay ung 20.. gnun klakas un!!! lasing2:ang lakas pla ng lolo mo,, pero wala sa lolo ko yan… ung lolo ko saksakan din,, 30 patay sakanya.. sya lang din […]
man1: pare ano ang pina painom mo sa anak mo? man2: promil pare,para abot ang pangarap!!!!…..???? man1: akin emperador, para sa totoong tagumpay!!!!!!!!!………….painumin mo na rin ng emperador ang anak mo PARA SA TAGUMPAY!!! Related Ang Ulam At ang Asin di ako lasing! Ngo-ngo Pangit C Erap
Jeeze IT’s(It or She?) HOT!!! Lalake:Init Dito!!Oh My Gosh!! (May pumasok sa Bar) Babae:Umm..Is your sit taken? Lalake:Nope…(Syempre..lalake eh!) Babae:Thanks…It’s Really Hot in the bar..Can You Please Share your cold Ice tea? Lalake:(Isip ng lalake:OMG!!SExy!!!!ShE’s the HOT!!) umm..The only hot here is you..(Isip ng Lalake:AY..PUTCHA!!!SINABI KU PA IYON!!!)…Ummm…Very Well..Umm OfcURSE.. -Nagorder ulit ung lalake ng […]
hubog: kinsay isog dra…!!!! gawas…!!!! isog: ako ngano man diay? sukol ka? hubog: aw..kuan man jud… magpahatod unta ko balay… kay ngitngit man jud basin nayy wakwak….. pls doul ra bitaw…. zaldy from butuan loddy_dude123@yahoo.com simple_jessie123@yahoo.com Related nico nica nicko nicka Matapang Ang Magkumpare lasing!
There is an alcoholic apple cider that connects well with men and women , the cider is named " Dickins’ cider "…………….Dick inside her . Related radiation country simulation intergovernmental war… high @ A BAR lamonaid
In The Wild Wild West of the thar United States of America , there is a culture of shoot first and ask questions later . A wild dude with two Colt revolvers walks into a bar , shoots a man and asks where the post office is . Related ay mali pala!! lasing! Drunk Driver […]
mOm1: uuuy! mare anu ba yang pinapainom mo dyan sa anak mO? mOm2: prOmil pra sa matatag na pangarap eh ikaw mare? mOm1: ay ako emperador mare para sa tOtOOng tagumpay! heheheheh……….. Related Ang Ulam At ang Asin joke un ….HUbog>>>>. baby duck
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. "I can’t do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "Okay, we’ll just get a […]
1 lacing nkakta ng madre n nkaitim bgla nyang cnun2k, tndykan at bnlibag! Bugbog sarado ang madre, tpos 2mwa ang lacing at cnabi "la ka plang binatbat BATMAN eh!!!! Panis ka!" Related talino ng pinoy!! di ako lasing! SAN MIGUEL PALE PILSEN Ang Tsaa
May dalawang lasing na babae at lalaki na naglalakad babaeng lasing: tang ina mo pare lalaking lasing: tang ina mo rin hah hah hah…. Peso: tang ina nyong dalawa !!!! bitch hah hah hah…. Related page turner sinong matapang dian?! Trick Or treat Shoot first ask questions later
kinutlo sa basahon ni GINEBRA SAN MIGUEL kapitulo cuatro kantos BEERsikulo KULAFU hangtud sa RED HORSE… "ang tao nga dili musubay sa matarong na dalan…..HUBOG..!!!!!" zaldy from butuan loddy_dude123@yahoo.com Related high Ang Ulam At ang Asin alak Pangit C Erap
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Girl: Whoever can use the words LIVER and CHEESE with style wil be my date tonight… Piolo: Steak that liver and met that chesse on me… Sam: I hate liver but I ove cheese as i love u… Pacman: Hey!!! You two!!! Liver alone!!! Cheese mine!!! Dale ni Pacman!!!!! Related di na mabiro!!! radiation country […]