You Might Be a Lawyer if

* you are charging someone for reading these jokes.
* you believe that a forty words’ sentence is a short one.
* you have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
* you can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it’s verbal or written.
* your other car is a BMW.
* when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
* when your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

What do you think ?