Flight Instructions

Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this
announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio:

"Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power
to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean"

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation
but were somewhat comforted by the captain’s next announcement:

"Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such
an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating
so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane
and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane"

As commented by one of the passengers:

"Galing, that’s what i like about PAL, always has some contingency
measures of some sort!, I hope they help me out
coz’ i definitely don’t know how to swim."

After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating
to comply with the captain’s request. Two minutes later the captain
made a belly landing in the ocean.

The captain once again made an announcement:

"Mga kababayan we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers
on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly
swim away from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left
side of plane

THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES."

What do you think ?