March 7, 2002

mister kong kano

ang mister kong kano

Maria married an american man named johny. everytime they make love,
johny wants a total block-out scene. after 20 years, maria cannot stand
the rediculus matter. so, one night, in the middle of super wild and screaming
love-making session, maria turned on the lights. when she looked down, she
saw her husband holding a pleasured-device vibrator! (soft, wonderful and large!!!)

maria : walang hiya ka! impotent ka palang tarantado ka! bastard!!!
she completely screamed, how could you do this to me!!!? liar!

the husband looks at her straight to the eyes……

johny : oh yeh! well i’ll explain the toy….but you explain the kids.

maria : nyahhhh!!! patay kang bata ka!