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a mental patient is singing while lying on a hospital bed.
after a song dumapa sya the nurse asked…
"O, bakit ka bumaliktad?"
he answered:
"Adik ka ba?! Side B na kaya!"
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Sabi Airforce: "No Guts No Glory!"
Sabi Marines: "No Retreat No Surrender!"
Sabi Army: "No Pain, No Gain!"
naks! ayaw patalo
Security Guards: "No I.D. No Entry!" Wink
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HONEYMOON:

Wife: Hon wag mo ako bibiglain ha? I’m still a virgin
Husband: You mean ako ang una?
Wife: Yes, do it na
Husband: I did it na, kanina pa!!
Wife: ah ganon ba? Aray pala Wink
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Ama: Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!
BF: May asawa na po ako!
Ama: Pano ’to?
BF: Areglo na lang po… 2 M pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl
Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?
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