call center bloopers din

cs processing payment

CS: I’m already done processing your payment. Pls have a pen or a ball pen ready for the verification number.

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telesales rep processing an order for the cust

CS: can i have your credit card number sir?
CUST: its…(cust gave the number)
CS: can i also have your expiration date?
CUST: I’m sorry?!
CS: Your expiration date sir. When is your expiration date (at inulit-ulit pa)

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ok na sana kaya lang…

CS: it’s a pleasure doing business with you but before I let you go will there be anything else that I can help you with today?

CUST: No dear you did perfectly fine

CS: Tink you for calling sir and enjoy your remaining day (hala!)

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cust irrate

CUST: why is my bill so high
CS: its because of your plan mam
CUST: i thought its only $20 for me and my husband
CS: no mam its tig twenty

What do you think ?